Scary Tales On a Sunny Day

Began the morning with a classic Donald Duck short. Huey, Dewey, and Louie are disappointed when their "Trick or Treat" outing to their Uncle Donald's house turns into more trick than treat. A sympathetic witch helps them turn the tables and teaches Donald a lesson in sharing during the holidays.

Once again took Uber to work...and had a little more trouble. It took me 9 minutes to get a ride this morning, 15 minutes going from the Acme to Thomas Sharp, and 12 going home. For some reason, the number got stuck on those 15 minutes this afternoon, even though the driver did come on time. I had to message him to make sure he was still coming. At least I got to both jobs right on time.

The Acme was, pardon the pun with the upcoming holiday, dead as a doornail this morning. Most people were more likely to be enjoying the continuing gorgeous weather or are saving their grocery shopping for the beginning of the month next week. Halloween isn't really known for big meals. I did have to deal with two kids screaming at each other around quarter of 10. From the pile of tiny liquor bottles under the house sales papers pedestal one of them knocked over (twice, though he did set it up again), I suspect they hit up the liquor store next door to the Acme early and often.

Grabbed a turkey sandwich on pretzel slider buns for lunch before calling Uber again. The kids were listening to a story when I arrived. Three of the girls from my table ran over to give me big hugs! I had the time to eat one of my sliders with the last girl who had to finish her lunch before we headed outside. I did make them wait 20 minutes to go on the swings after we got outside. There were 14 kids, which is still a lot in that little playground. Otherwise, it went pretty much the same as yesterday. The boys are still inclined towards a little too much hitting each other, but all of the kids got on at least once, and most of them rode three or more times. The kids had so much fun outside, it was quarter after 3 before we finally got the remaining 4 boys back in. They were playing with Legos when I headed out.

Did online housing research while watching two vintage Disney Halloween specials. Halloween Hall of Fame from 1977 has Johnathan Winters as a security guard working at the Disney Studios on Halloween night. He discovers a grouchy Jack O' Lantern (also Winters) hiding in a crystal ball while fooling around in the prop room. Seems Jack doesn't think Halloween is scary enough anymore. Winters directs him to "Trick or Treat," "Pluto's Judgement Day," and "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" to prove otherwise.

"Pluto's Judgement Day" and "Trick or Treat" also figure into Disney's Halloween Treat, the Disney Channel's Halloween special from the 1980's. A far friendly carved pumpkin introduces a series of shorts and segments from films like the Wizard's Duel between Mad Madam Mim and Merlin from The Sword In the Stone and "The Siamese Cat Song" from Lady and the Tramp. We also get the full "Lonesome Ghosts," "The Old Mill," and "Donald and the Gorilla," a segment on the cat's contribution to horror history, and Hans Conried as the Magic Mirror introducing various Disney villains (including the one he did the voice for, Captain Hook).

Oh, at this point, a friend whose teen daughter was cleaning out her room asked me if I wanted an 18-inch doll her daughter had outgrown. Sure! She was a real beauty, with long wavy dark brown hair and wide, non-closing brown eyes. Though I don't think she's one of the Toys R Us "Journey Girls," she is done in a similar style. She'll keep the name on her tag, Nicole. I think it suits her. She'll be my second teenager, a wanna-be boardwalk diva from a changing Atlantic City in 1988. 

Switched to Match Game '77 after Disney's Halloween Treat ended. Started off with the week that introduced David Doyle, a good friend of Brett's who would become a semi-regular during the syndicated era. Dancer Juliet Prowse was also around to help sweet Bertha, a kindly little old lady, win big money. Tom Poston returned the next week, joined by Betty White and slightly ditzy southern belle Mary Ann Mobley.

Moved to Disney Plus for the Halloween episode of MASH. "Trick or Treatment" from the 11th and last season starts with the 4077th's Halloween party being interrupted by the arrival of wounded soldiers. Most of the wounds are superficial to the point of being ridiculous. One Marine (George Wendt) has a cue ball stuck in his mouth. Another, very drunk, Marine (Andrew Dice Clay) drove through a chicken coup. Winchester is not amused by either of them. Meanwhile, Hawkeye and Hot Lips have a whopper of a ghost story when Father Mulcahey discovers that a dead soldier may be more living than previously thought, and Hunnicut helps a soldier suffering from malnutrition.

Finished the night at YouTube with Boo! Variety shows were dying on TV in North America when this Canadian special debuted in 1980, but that didn't stop the makers of this show from going to town with enough cheese to top every head at a Green Bay Packers game. In addition to a big opening number (to the title song) and closing number (to "If They Could See Me Now" from Sweet Charity), we mostly get a series of bizarre blackout skits. Dracula uses the Frankenstein monster to charge his shaver. The wolfman is hypnotized to go crazy when he hears "flowers" instead of "moon." Rip Taylor plays a gadget salesman who finds a tough crowd at a bar filled with monsters and aliens and one of two prisoners trying to figure out a way to keep from going crazy. Dionne Warwick sings a lovely soft-focus "Deja Vu" and tells the Frankenstein monster she likes him "Just the Way You Are." 

Sunshine and Spooky Scares

Began the morning with breakfast and Sheriff Callie's Wild West. Bandits steal Nice and Friendly Corners' Halloween candy and bury it next to a corn stalk in "The Great Halloween Robbery." The corn belongs to Farmer Stinky, who plants more corn for a maze. Callie, Peck, and Toby have to make their way through the maze to find the candy and catch the bandits red-handed (or faced). Peck makes up the story of "The Ghost of Scary Prairie" for Toby, Mr. Dillo, and his burro Clementine. However, he neglects to tell them that it's all fictional. Toby takes it for real, and soon the entire town is pursuing what they think is a scary "ghost" across the western landscape.

Called Uber after the cartoon ended. The one going to work came in 8 minutes. I got to the Acme just in time. The one going to Thomas Sharp took 12 minutes. It took me longer to get a ride home at 3:30, but the driver finally came in 5 minutes. 

The Acme was a little busier than it has been this morning, mainly because Tuesday is Senior Discount Day and there's a senior high-rise housing building a block away. I spent the first half of my shift pushing carts and enjoying the continuing beautiful fall weather. It was in the mid-60's, sunny, breezy, and beautiful. I took over the sweeping during the second half when the head bagger ended up in a register. No real trouble, other than I forgot to tell the head bagger I did the sweeping. 

Grabbed a few things quickly after I changed. I needed candy to make the Mystery Bags later in the afternoon. Needed something for lunch, too - bought a turkey sandwich with cranberry mayo. 

The kids were lining up to go outside when I arrived at the school. Two of the girls at my table got out of line to give me a big hug! I hugged them back and shooed them outside with the others. This time, I did wait about 15 minutes for the kids to go on the swings. It went a bit better than yesterday. The boys still wrestle around the swing set frame, but almost all of the 14 kids who wanted a ride got at least one. Most of them went on two or three times. 

There were 9 kids left when we went back inside. Two of the boys built with Legos, but most of the kids settled down for a simple art project. They used stickers with Halloween figures, eyes, noses, mouths, and eyebrows to create their own Halloween character. When the last little girl finished her monster, I read "Feed Big Hilda Hippo Her ABCs" to her. No wonder she brought the book out to read. Her mother says they have a Richard Scarry story at home. I left at the same time she did.

Went straight into setting up the Mystery Bags when I got home. Watched Young Frankenstein as I worked. Fredrick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) isn't too happy to inherit his grandfather's castle and laboratory in Transylvania. He'd rather separate himself from his family's gruesome history, until he finds his grandfather's diary downstairs and wonders if reanimating the dead isn't such a bad idea after all. He and his assistant Igor (Marty Feldman) literally dig up an enormous dead man, but Igor's mix-up leaves this massive creature with an abnormal brain. Fredrick's housekeeper Frou Blucher (whinny) (Cloris Leachman) turns him loose on the countryside. They do get him back, but after an attempt to "civilize" him fails, Fredrick has to figure out how he can tame this beast. There's also the arrival of his prim fiancee Elizabeth (Madeline Khan) when he's courting his female assistant Inga (Terri Garr). 

This is my favorite Mel Brooks movie along with Spaceballs. Wilder and Brooks came up with a classic script that's both an affectionate send-up of the old Universal monster films (using the same sets as the original Frankenstein) and a delightful horror comedy in its own right. In fact, the cast had so much fun, they added extra scenes just to keep going! Highly recommended for fans of the cast, Universal horror movies, gentler parodies, or if you're like me and you're looking for a horror film that's atmospheric but not too scary.

Switched to Match Game '77 during dinner. They mainly finished out the week with David Lansberg, Lee Merriweather, and Marcia Wallace. I can see why Lansberg never came back. He was pleasant and funny enough, but otherwise unremarkable. Marcia and Lee were happier that they actually got some difficult questions right for a change.

Finished the night with vintage Halloween sitcom and variety shows, starting with The Muppet Show. Vincent Price headlined the first "theme" episode in the late 1st season. His arrival made most of the Muppets, including Kermit, very nervous, but delighted the monsters, who sang "You've Got a Friend" with him. Price also did a riff on his "Prince of Darkness" persona when he and Uncle Deadly appear in Fozzie and Gonzo's old haunted house, while ghosts sing about how "I'm Looking Through You" and Wayne and Wanda attempt "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered." 

Alice Cooper's own shock jock persona was well in evidence when he turned up in one of the more controversial episodes of the third season. His appearance became a parody of Faust, with him trying to sell the Muppets' souls. Gonzo is the only taker. Meanwhile, teeth complain of a toothache, a creature eats another creature (and sings about it), and "Pigs In Space" deal with a virus that turns them all into invisible outlines. 

It's "A Dark and Stormy Night" when the power goes out on Silver Spoons while Freddy, Ricky, and Alfonso are watching a horror movie marathon. Edward encourages them to use their imaginations to tell a round robin ghost story. It somehow turns into a Frankenstein parody, with three semi-courageous young lads rescuing a lovely lady (Kate) from an evil mad scientist (Edward) and his very polite creation (Dexter).

The Monkees dove into horror four times on their show. I did two of those episodes tonight, starting with "Monkee See, Monkee Die." The Monkees end up stranded in an old mansion on a remote island, surrounded by the eccentric hangers-on of a recently deceased millionaire. While Micky and Mike try to figure out what's going on when people start vanishing, Davy falls for the very pretty granddaughter of the millionaire who just inherited the house.

"Monstrous Monkee Mash" is a more obvious horror parody. Once again, Davy gets caught up in a romance he seriously regrets, this time with a lady who turns out to be the daughter of Dracula. The other three go after him, only for Davy to be turned into a vampire and Micky into a werewolf. It's up to Mike to rescue his friends and figure out how to get these ghouls off their set for good. 

Spooky Games

Began the morning with breakfast and Bugs Bunny's Howl-oween Special. Witch Hazel chases Bugs through a series of bits cribbed from classic shorts...though at least, unlike Bugs' Easter and Thanksgiving specials, the bits are from horror shorts or ones actually set at Halloween. Bugs evades Hazel's stew pot and wonders what Dr. Jekyll's potion tastes like. Sylvester tries to save Porky from mice who are determined to scare the cat to death and dodges his worst nightmare, a massive monstrous Tweety. Daffy tries to show his niece that the lady who gave her treats isn't a witch, only to encounter Speedy turned into one.

Switched to "Hair Raising Hare" while cleaning up from breakfast. Bugs follows what he thinks is a lovely girl rabbit to a spooky castle. It's really a robot, created by a Peter Lorre-like mad scientist who wants him as dinner for his monster Gossamer. Bugs keeps trying to evade the massive hairy thing...but it's the least-likely people who eventually frighten Gossamer away.

Spent the next hour replacing the black ink in my printer. I scanned and copied the Acme's W-2, and since I can't find the one from Healthy Kids, I printed that out from TurboTax. I'll do the paperwork for the investment fund tomorrow after work or Thursday morning. 

Listened to the soundtrack from It's a Mystery, Charlie Brown while I worked. Vince Guaraldi provided a suitably eerie score for Snoopy's attempt to figure out who stole Woodstock's nest. A slightly re-written "Joe Cool" is heard again here after first appearing in You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown, while an instrumental "Little Birdie" reappears from the previous special A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. We also have "Cops and Robbers" and the moody "Sally's Blues." Side B has bonus material, including Guaraldi's non-special versions of "Autumn Leaves" and "Billie's Bounce."

Hurried out right after the record ended. I wanted to get lunch before today's half-day at Thomas Sharp started. I originally planned on eating a sandwich somewhere, but I ran out of time. I just grabbed a slice of mushroom, a slice of cheese, and a can of Diet Coke at Crust N' Cravings. Ate them while listening to Channel 6 talk about how gorgeous the weather has been and will continue to be for the rest of the week.

I'm glad I got there right on time. The kids were in the library when I hurried in. We needed all the help we could get. There were only two teachers to deal with 15 rowdy kids. On one hand, they loved it when I read "The Three Little Pigs" from the Fantasyland Disney anthology book and "I Am a Bunny" and "Good Night, Little Bear" from Richard Scarry. 

On the other hand, they simply would not listen to me or the other teacher. They were used to obeying the head teacher, and she was out sick. It was even worse when we went outside to enjoy that beautiful weather they mentioned on Action News. The little boys kept beating up on each other and wrestling each other. They got so crazy, we eventually banned tag. They turned it into a contact sport. One of the girls threw an absolute fit when she had to get off the swing so another child could ride (after having been on at least once before). She flounced off behind the tree to sulk. When I did let her on, she kept twisting, which the kids aren't allowed to do. School rules, not just Healthy Kids. I eventually sent her to a time-out with the other teacher. She was the last girl to leave. There were three older boys and two younger ones left by 3:30, few enough that the other teacher said I could go.

After a brief stop at CVS to use the bathroom, I made my way through the twisty streets of Audubon to their library. It's a tiny two-room building, slightly smaller than Bellmawr, but I did find some interesting books. A Halloween craft book gave me the idea to shred crepe paper and twist them together for my party table on Friday. I also discovered a fascinating coffee table book on 125 years of Broadway musical history, written in 1991. (Miss Saigon and Les Miserables were the most recent hits they had listed.) I especially enjoyed the photos of vintage artifacts, including costumes from musicals going back to the late 1800's. 

Ran a few errands after I left. Family Dollar didn't have crepe paper or a black plastic tablecloth, but they did have a tinsel black cat in a jack o'lantern decoration that would work. Dollar General had the black plastic round tablecloth. They didn't have orange or black crepe paper, but I did get a bag that had red and yellow in it that might work. Neither store had the mini-Moon Pies, and I won't get to Dollar Tree before Halloween. I bought boxes of mini-Rice Krispies Treats instead.

Watched Match Game '77 when I got home. They skipped ahead again, this time to the week with Orson Bean and Fannie Flagg that also introduced Connie Stevens. Orson discusses his voice work for the 1977 version of The Hobbit in the episode before Thanksgiving Day. 

Finished the night with far spookier game shows. Match Game only got into the holiday once, in 1990, but it was far and away the best episode of that series. They heavily decorated the sets, and the contestants and all of the panelists were in costume. Charles Nelson Reilly was Superman. His favorite drinking buddy Brett Somers was a little girl. Vicki Lawrence was Little Red Riding Hood in a super-short dress. Host Ross Schafer made a rather attractive Dracula. It was ventriloquist Ronn Lucas and his dragon puppet Scorch, though, who came up with the scariest costume of all.

Match Game wasn't the only show in 1990 where everyone dressed the part. Host Ray Combs was a bee in the 1990 Family Feud Halloween special. One family featured a lady in an old-fashioned bathing suit, another in a Chinese costume, a little sister Alice In Wonderland, and a dad wizard. The other had a mom queen, a cowboy with a very tall hat, a gangster dad, and a Lady Liberty aunt. 

The late 90's-early 2000's Hollywood Squares always did a Halloween week with all of the panelists in costume (though not the contestants or host Tom Bergenon). Vicki Lawrence is back, this time dressed as her "Mama" character from Mama's Family. There's also Martin Mull as a priest and Tammy Faye Baker as one of the least-likely angels in TV history. Elvira joins in to add a touch of darkness.

Press Your Luck settled for trick-or-treating Whammys stealing a trick-or-treat bucket-load of cash from one of the ladies in 1984. It came down to the lady and an older man. The lady ended up getting so lucky, it was scary. Host Peter Tomarken celebrated her win by dancing in front of the contestants' desks in a Frankenstein mask (and collapsing in the end).

A syndicated To Tell the Truth episode from 1976 started off with real-life scares, as Gene Rayburn joined Bill Cullen, Peggy Cass, and Kitty Carlisle in figuring out which of three ladies survived a harrowing experience when her small plane was stranded in a Colorado snowstorm. The second contestant had scares of a more enjoyable variety. Three men dressed as horror icons and famous villains claimed to be a young horror fanatic who owned a small museum of film horror figures. Gene Rayburn couldn't resist trading "anti-pasto" accent jokes with the guy in the vampire costume.

The Price Is Right started doing Halloween episodes around 2001. Bob Barker had a hard enough time just getting winners on that show. Four out of six contestants lost their games, and one woman only won $1,000 on Plinko. On the other hand, an older lady did pick up $10,000 on the first Showcase Showdown wheel spin. The generic Showcase was living room furniture and a spa. The "story" Showcase had a witchy model showing off things that are "scary," including taking a beautiful sports car in LA traffic. Both contestants honestly got really close, but the guy who bid on the furniture got closer.

Show these episodes at your Halloween gathering and see what ghouls gather to play along!

To Tell the Truth Syndicated (1976)

Press Your Luck (1984)

Family Feud (1990)

Match Game (1990)

The Price Is Right (2001)

Hollywood Squares Syndicated (2002)

Those Terrific Matches

Began the morning with breakfast and the soundtrack from Mary Poppins. Most people think of the songs, including the Oscar-winning "Chim Chim Cheree," but the Sherman Brothers' background score also won. Irwin Kostal worked with them to assure it was the perfect blend of music hall, Broadway sophistication, and lush cinematic charm. The music is just as well tailored to its story as the songs, with numbers like Bert's "One Man Band" and the bombastic theme for "Admiral Boom." 

This time, I actually left a little early for work and got there in plenty of time. Not that it ended up mattering. There were two other guys already doing carts outside when I arrived, including the Sunday morning bagger. I had so little to do, I spent an hour before my break shelving unwanted items. I didn't really have a whole lot to do until they both went home around 3 and I took over the sweeping. By that time, I was an hour and a half from being done myself. We were pretty dead for a lot of the afternoon, too. The weather remains too gorgeous for shopping, we're between major holidays, and the Eagles play Monday night (and haven't been playing very well lately anyhow). 

Went straight home after I got off. I changed and had dinner while listening to the cast album for the 1995 Pal Joey revival. This was actually one of the earliest Encores! concerts, with Peter Gallagher as ambitious dancer Joey and Patti LuPone as Vera Simpson, the lady who kept him and bankrolled his club. We get most of the full score here, including the final song that was cut from the original production, Joey's "I'm Talkin' To My Pal." LuPone really goes to town on "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered," which pretty much goes on forever, and joins Daisy Prince for a hilarious "Take Him." Bebe Neuworth has even more fun with the strip spoof "Zip."

Made the bed as today's Match Game YouTube marathon began. Irascible character actor Jack Klugman was actually on the show from almost literally the beginning. He was on the pilot episodes and the first week of shows with Michael Landon and Vicki Lawrence. He was the one who recommended his wife Brett Somers for the show to get her out of the house. I don't think he figured she'd get a career out of it. He did three more weeks sitting next to Brett in 1973. Poor Stu Gilliam got caught between their feuding and wondered how he landed in "the military section." "Mama" Cass Elliot was more amused by their antics. I'm not sure Robert Culp got most of what was going on. 

He and Brett had divorced or separated by 1975. Jack wouldn't turn up again until long after that in 1978. The duo showed why they split up on the first day of the week when they argued over "__ Hall of Fame" in the Audience Match. Jack spent most of the week complaining about panelists not getting gifts. They eventually gave him a sweater and a jacket to appease him. On the last day of the regular week, Jack was moved next to Brett, and they somehow ended up on top of each other at one point. The others even held a mock "wedding" for them. 

Jack's final appearance on the show was in late 1981, during the tail end of the syndicated era. He sat in Brett's character actress second seat, claiming he didn't have to pay her alimony if he did this for her while she was out doing a play. He once again fussed about not getting gifts. Gene let him plug in a radio so he could listen to the horse races. When the Navy officer contestant won $20,000 on the nighttime episode, Jack went wild, swinging his fiancee around, spinning the Star Wheel, and running all over the studio.

There were quite a few references to Jack even when he wasn't around. During the episode where sweet Janet Finn became the show's all-time winner at that point, there was a question about how Will Rogers said he never met a man he didn't like, but he hadn't met __. Naturally, everyone said Jack, even the contestant. Charles twice joked about the tiny diamond chip pendant Jack had given Brett during the syndicated era, including during the week with country star Irlene Mandrell in early 1982. 

Get to know the grouchiest guy in South Philly and his sometimes sour, sometimes hilarious relationship with his wife in this marathon that you won't need an autopsy to find.

Match Game Sunday Classics - Jack Klugman On the Panel 

Lost In the Hills

Got a quick start this morning with breakfast and the classic Disney short "Lonesome Ghosts." Donald, Mickey, and Goofy are the original Ghostbusters who chase a trio of bored ghosts around their ancient mansion. It takes a barrel of molasses and a bag of flour for them to turn the tables and spook the spooks.

Raced off to work after the cartoon ended...and was one minute late. Fortunately, I had no more trouble after that. Except for when the head bagger went on the register and I had to sweep, I spent most of the day outside with the carts. I wouldn't have wanted to be anywhere else. The weather is still gorgeous here, sunny, breezy, and in the 60's. It wasn't even all that busy. Not only is the weather too nice for shopping, but there's too many things going on this weekend, local craft shows and Halloween parties and school sports.

Changed shirts, then quickly bought a gift card for my nephew Elijah's birthday (he turns one today) before heading off again. One of those events this weekend is Haddon Heights' Fall Fest. I cut through Audubon and across King's Highway...and promptly got lost once I entered Haddon Heights. They're not called that because it sounds pretty. Haddon Heights is on a series of twisty old streets surrounding steep hills. I did read about a historic mill that had once been by the Dell, but that didn't help me find Station Avenue. It took  me another twenty minutes to figure out where I was going.

It was past 3 when I finally locked my bike by the Library. Alas, the Library was closed by then, and the local services advertising on that block were shutting down. The craft fair on the other side of the tracks was still going, though. I strolled down the block by Ralph's Pizza and Anthony's, admiring hand-made jewelry and knitted stuffed animals. I bought two such knitted critters for my best friends Lauren and Amanda to put in their Christmas boxes. Tried a tasty strawberry white chocolate cookie from one of the bakery booths.

Ended up at Doc's Finds next. They were too busy for me to check the dollar bins extensively, and my jazz and rock crates are full to bursting. I did pick up one children's album and a couple of soundtracks and cast albums:

The soundtracks for the film versions of MASH and A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum and a "deluxe" boxed soundtrack for The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm. (The Brothers Grimm soundtrack comes with a slim but really nice hardback book telling how the movie was made and featuring condensed versions of the three Brothers Grimm stories depicted in the movie.) 

Stories and Songs About Walt Disney's 3 Little Pigs

The original Broadway cast album for Oh, What a Lovely War!

Hurried straight home across Haddon Heights and Audubon and over the bridge next to the train tracks into Oaklyn, avoiding the busy White Horse Pike. Today's Match Game YouTube marathon had already started when I got in. Nerdocrumbesia was the mythical sleazy country from later episodes that the writers invented when they wanted to joke about a silly country without offending real ones. Questions asked about their national anthem, their minuscule Air Force, how they got their garbage picked up, what their national dance was, and where its citizens put their hands during said anthem.

There was a Nerdocrumbesia question in the 1977 episode that introduced Bertha, a dear old lady who became one of the most beloved contestants ever on the show. There were two during the week in 1978 with Joe Gargiola and another on the week with Tab Hunter and Marilu Henner. Nipsey Russell heard about Nerdocrumbesia on the only week he sat in what had been Richard Dawson's fifth seat in 1979. (He was a friend of Richard's and apparently didn't enjoy taking his place.) Jon "Bowser" Bauman answered one on a 1979 PM episode while Bill Daily panted over young beauty Charlene Tilton next to him.

Let's take a fall trip to the worst country in the world in these wild and wacky episodes!

Match Game Saturday Classics - Let's Visit Nerdocrumbesia & Looneyville

That Old Fall Magic

Started off a gorgeous morning with breakfast and What's New, Scooby Doo? It's "A Scooby Doo Halloween," and Mystery Inc. is heading to the small town of Banning Junction and Velma's uncle and aunt's farm. Banning Junction is known for getting into Halloween, but strange moving scarecrows have been burning spooky symbols into their crops. Velma is determined to find out who's behind this. Daphne is jealous that Velma's beautiful cousin Marcy has been flirting with Fred. Shaggy and Scooby just want to go trick or treating and hear KISS play at the Halloween festival.

Hurried off to Westmont when the cartoon ended. I had a lot of errands to run, starting with Target. They didn't have the gift card I wanted for my nephew or Halloween party supplies, but I did get an Iced Pumpkin Cream Chai at Starbucks that was really good. Did better at Sprouts. They had smaller and cheaper containers of shredded chicken, and I picked up apples, oat milk, soda on sale, and dried pineapple.

Dodged the continuing road and sidewalk work on Cutbert past the high school and down to the Westmont Acme. The Acme is having huge online 99 cent sales this week. I got a ham steak, yogurt, a box of Duncan Hines spice cake mix, and eggs for 99 cents each. Restocked granola, tuna, soda, English muffins (which are still on a good sale), and grapes. Picked up bagels for tomorrow and Sunday. Tried a basic frosted donut topped with Fruity Pebbles. Ehh, not as overwhelmingly sweet as the birthday cake donut, but I don't think donuts work with crunchy bits.

Cut through Newton Lake Park on my way home. It was a gorgeous day for a ride in the park...which is likely why I made my way around a lot of people walking dogs and pushing strollers. It's still sunny, breezy, and in the mid-60's here, and looks like it'll continue to be for the foreseeable future. The trees are just starting to turn colors here, riots of brilliant scarlet and rust and gold. The fountains sparkled in the bright sunshine as I passed them.

When I got home, I put everything away, then finally got that Sony DVD player hooked up the right way. And yes, it did play CBS DVDs, starting with the Halloween episode of Happy Days. Richie Cunningham is worried that the house Ralph rented for his Halloween party is "Haunted" by a ghost who will take off his head. Joanie teases him, but Fonzie reminds him that there's nothing to fear but fear itself. It's Richie who finally figures out what's going on when more than one spooky trick threatens to spoil their treat of a party.

Laverne & Shirley also have to deal with a "Haunted House" in the second season of their show. Carmine mentions that the old Ramsdale Manor is about to be demolished and may be a good place to buy a used couch, but Shirley has heard stories about a "hairy thing" there that snatches people. Laverne is just as convinced that an old house is an old house, and they need cheap furniture. When first Lenny and Squiggy go missing, and then the little man from the city who was supposed to sell them the couch, Laverne begins to wonder if Shirley might have something after all.

I also got my schedule really quick at this point. In good news, I did get next Friday and Saturday off for Halloween, along with Monday. Bad news is, I work two double-shift days in a row, Tuesday and Wednesday. I'm going to be late to Thomas Sharp those days. The Collingswood and Oaklyn elementary schools are on half-days next week for teacher conferences. 

Hurried out to Thomas Sharp even before the episode ended. Good thing I got there in plenty of time. We had 17 kids today, and they were all rowdy as heck, especially the boys. We got them outside a little earlier than usual, and all the boys did was wrestle and kick and grab at each other. I had to separate them twice when they were waiting for the swings. They were all dangerously close to not going on the swings at all. In the end, I think only one or two kids didn't get on before we went back inside. When we got back in the cafeteria, I joined some of the kids who were drawing on a large sheet of paper taped to a table. Others placed leaf and pumpkin-shaped stickers on colored construction paper. 

The reason we had to take the kids early was their teachers started setting up for the school's "Spooktacular" on the blacktop area around 4:30. This is Thomas Sharp's version of "trunk or treat," where kids in costume are given candy and stickers from decorated car trunks. I saw one car that was supposed to be a movie theater. Another was a bubble bath with lots of balloon bubbles. There was a Nintendo car and even a Price Is Right car with a hand-drawn Showcase Showdown big wheel. 

I got two very small slices of cheese pizza and walked around. Almost immediately ran into one of my students, who was dressed as a unicorn princess in a pretty pink and blue dress with gold trim and a flower-and-horn headband. Another girl was a wolf with a painted-on nose who was delighted to practice her howl for me. One of the older girls was a lovely curly-haired sorceress. The youngest boy in class was a bright green racing car. One sweet miss was Elsa with her mother as Anna. An older boy dressed as Po from Kung Fu Panda gave me Twizzlers.

Stopped at CVS on the way home. They didn't have Halloween party supplies. I was going to buy a gift card for my baby nephew Elijah's first birthday, but a lady was fussing about some online coupon not working and holding up the line. I finally decided it wasn't worth the wait and left with nothing. I'll get a gift card at the Audubon Acme tomorrow.

Went straight into dinner and Match Game '77 when I got home. Most of the night was devoted to the week with Nipsey Russell, Betty White, and Real People hostess Sarah Purcell. One of the contestants in the last episode of the night told Brett she saw Jack Klugman at the tracks, flirting with a blonde. I don't think she meant to be rude. She was probably just passing a juicy tidbit. It's likely she didn't know how contentious Brett and Jack's divorce had been, or how much it hurt Brett. Her first answer was honestly pretty good, but I don't think any of the panelists were objecting too much when her second was terrible and she was sent on her way.

Switched to Kanopy for the original The Old Dark House from 1932. Newlyweds Phillip (Raymond Massey) and Margaret Waverton (Gloria Stuart) and their friend Roger Penderel (Melvyn Douglas) are lost in Wales during a massive storm. They seek shelter at an ancient old Manor house that belongs to siblings Rebecca (Eva Moore) and Horace (Ernest Theisiger) Femm. The house is full of secrets, starting with their voiceless, drunk giant of a butler Morgan (Boris Karloff). Sir William Porterhouse (Charles Laughton) and his current interest Gladys DuCane (Lillian Bond) arrive during dinner. Roger finds himself falling for Gladys, even as they learn more about the biggest secret of all, and why some secrets are better off kept behind locked doors...

James Whale directed cinema's first creaky old house story. It's slow-moving and talky, but you can't fault that cast. Douglas, Karloff, and Laughton take top honors as the sophisticated man who meets his match in the independent-minded chorus girl, the silent, scarred butler, and the whiny, slightly pompous nobleman. I like that it's a tight 70 minutes that doesn't overstay its welcome. If you love haunted house stories or pre-code Horror or are looking for a Universal horror film with no monsters involved, try their foray into haunted house tales. 

Finished the night at YouTube with The Paul Lynde Halloween Special. The cast of The Old Dark House aren't the only ones dealing with haunted houses. Hoping to avoid the annoying Osmonds, Lynde opts to spend his Halloween at the creaky old home belonging to his housekeeper Margaret Hamilton...who is, of course, the Wicked Witch of the West. Her cousin is Witchepoo (Billie Hayes) of Sid and Marty Kroft fame. The ladies give Lynde three wishes. His first is to be a glamorous trucker who gets to marry a gorgeous truck stop waitress (Roz Kelly). His second has him as a sheik, Florence Henderson as the British object of his affections, and Tom Conway as a Foreign Legionarre. Lynde uses his last to turn the ladies' home into a Halloween disco, up to and including Henderson singing a disco version of "That Old Black Magic." Somewhere in between all this, Betty White turns up as Miss Halloween, and KISS sings three of their biggest hits, "Detroit Rock City," "Beth," and "King of the Night World." 

Swinging Into Autumn

Began the morning with breakfast and He-Man. "A Friend In Need" introduces Ileana, a friend of Teela's who is shy and not strong like her friend. She thinks it's a kindly woman who offers her a potion to make her strong. She keeps needing more and more potion to remain strong, until the woman encourages her to steal a machine that can turn objects, or the very air around them, into something else. Turns out the woman is really a sorcerer who wants to destroy He-Man. When the sorcerer starts shrinking the castle, Ileana finds the courage to stop him...and learns that true strength comes from within, not from any potion.

Called Uber after the cartoon ended. I wanted to visit the Bellmawr Library today, and they're too far out for a quick bike ride. The driver going there came in 5 minutes. The one going home took 9 minutes. No trouble either way.

The Bellmawr Library is smaller than it looks from the outside. The right side houses Camden County's health offices. The library is on the left. It's small, bigger than Audubon but smaller than Haddon Township. The adult fiction was all together, but unlike the fiction section in Collingswood, the books were at least labeled with the proper genre. They had some really great material there, including several historical fiction novels that intrigued me and two brand-new books on jukebox and Pulitzer Prize-winning musicals. I strolled briefly through the kids' section, but I could hear the librarian doing story hour with a group of local toddlers. I didn't want to disrupt them, so I headed out. I'll take books out this winter, after I've finally whittled down that pile of books I've bought recently.

Had lunch two blocks down at the Club Diner on the White Horse Pike. I haven't eaten there since Jessa and I got their St. Patrick's Day menu in March. I had three small, but very moist and spicy, pumpkin pancakes, crunchy bacon, and slices of grapefruit. Oh, yum! It was all absolutely delicious. I'll have to do breakfast there again sometime.

Watched Halloween Is Grinch Night while printing out my tax return at home to send with that application. I went further into this very strange Seuss special way back on the very Halloween review in 2018.

Garfield's Halloween Adventure & Halloween Is Grinch Night

Called Nueva Smile during the cartoon. They left a message saying I needed to reschedule my appointment that was originally on November 6th. I'm now doing it at a more reasonable 11 PM on November 19th. That also means that I have November 6th completely off. The schools will be closed for the New Jersey teacher's convention, and I put in for it off from the Acme.

Rushed out to Thomas Sharp after the cartoon ended. Things went more-or-less the same as yesterday. We had 22 kids, and they were all fairly rowdy. After snack time, I used stencils to make a frog and a large sun and admired the colorful lion one of the girls did. When we got outside, I pushed a little too hard on one of the boys, and he fell off! Not only was he not hurt, but he got right back on. He wanted to ride with his best friend. In fact, he rode at least three more times after that. Thank heavens the weather remains gorgeous for them running around all afternoon, sunny, breezy, and in the lower-mid 60's.

The five kids that were left when we went inside had a nifty project to do. They glued white strips of paper to a black background to make a mummy (or an ambulance like one of the older girls). One little girl went heavy on the red and yellow marker, claiming she was making a scary mummy. The other threw a fit and cried almost the entire time she was inside. The head teacher took a charm that fell off of someone's shoe she'd been chewing on. The teacher did wash it and put it away for her, but she was still upset. She hid in a chair until her mother came.

Went straight into The Price Is Right when I got home. The generic Showcase was just furniture and a hot tub. Johnny Olsen had way more fun with the "story" Showcase. He played a private eye looking for a missing heiress (Dian) in San Francisco. With a fancy emerald necklace-and-earrings set and a big car, this was one of the most expensive Showcases made up to that point. Alas, the lady went with an ordinary price that was way under the actual price tag. The guy won his spa and living room furniture. 

The panelists had even more fun on Match Game '77. They finished out the week with Betty White and Nipsey Russell, then went right into the next week. Ironically, Bob Barker turned up here too, along with sweet Eva Gabor and slightly goofy Joyce Bulifant. Eva was delighted when even she got the question making jokes about disgraced government finance officer Bert Lance right. Joyce was happier teasing Gene. 

Took a shower, had dinner, then watched Up In the Air on Tubi. I went further into this B-movie musical thriller set at a radio station at my Musical Dreams Movie Reviews blog.

Up In the Air (1940)

Finished the night at YouTube with the rare Halloween special The Wickedest Witch. The title character is Avarissa (Rue McClanahan), a witch who has been condemned to live underground for 300 years with the Beevils, a group of game show-loving lizard creatures. Only a pure-hearted child can release her from the curse, so she sends one of the Beevils to retrieve a child from Earth. What he finds is Lewis (Raddi Di Blaso), a normal kid who is obsessed with magic. Avarissa insists she can teach him magic, but she didn't count on him making friends with the creatures she overlooks. 

In the Fall Sunshine

Barely had enough time for breakfast and Bluey this morning. The girls are playing "Hairdressers" for Bandit and pretend he has nits. Bingo's having a hard time putting her voice out over her confident older sister, but she finally figures out how to say what she wants to say, while Bluey gives her ideas a chance. Bandit just wishes their ideas didn't involve cold showers and flour.

Rushed off to the Acme after the cartoon ended and arrived just in time. I did get pulled for a half-hour to sweep up the front and back lobby after they moved the cardboard displays with the snack chips away from the sides. The manager claimed the carts weren't bad, but when I went outside again, they were empty. Those guys with the inflatable rat were still protesting the roof being repaired, too. At least they stick to the side of the road. Other than that, it was pretty quiet. We're between holidays, and the weather remains perfect, lower 60's, windy, and sunny. A bit cooler than yesterday, but nothing abnormal for mid-October.

Made a quick stop for pads after work, then changed and headed out. I had lunch at Sakura Japanese Restaurant on the White Horse Pike in Oaklyn. They're a little bit cheaper than Futomaki in the Audubon Crossings Shopping Center. They were also very quiet. There was only one other gentleman eating in the booth next to me. I enjoyed my tasty hibachi salmon, salad, sauteed vegetables, and brown rice with only the sound of classical music in the background.

I took the long way cutting through West Collingswood after lunch, and I still arrived at Thomas Sharp almost 15 minutes early. Maybe it's just as well. We had 23 kids today, our most yet. They were surprisingly quiet in the bathroom and during snack time. In fact, things didn't get really wild until we went outside. I had to distract a gaggle of girls from burying the tiny Foosball that belonged to one of them. I didn't think they'd find it again, so I handed them a branch with fall leaves and acorns instead and told them to look for things in nature to bury, instead of someone's toy. After someone threw her ice pack over the fence and I had to retrieve it, I told them to put away the toys all together. 

I had to yell at them again to line up and stop arguing over the swings. They were all still arguing over who would swing with whom until more kids went home. I'm glad we stayed out a little later, until it started getting colder around 5 PM. By that point, the remaining 4 kids had given up on the swings all together and were running around the slides. We had so much help, I was let go 15 minutes early.

Stopped at Dollar General on my way home. I was hoping to find a Disney Halloween tablecloth, or at least an orange one. No luck, but I did get more bags for the Mystery Bags and a card for my nephew Elijah's first birthday.

It was just about time for Match Game '77 when I got in. They moved on to the next week. Nipsey Russell talked about his new movie The Wiz that was just out (he was the Tin Man). Betty White talked about her new sitcom The Betty White Show (which lasted four months). 

Finished the night with The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb at Tubi. In 1900, three Egyptologists, Frenchman Professor Eugene Dubois (Bernard Rebel), Sir Giles Dalyrumple (Jack Gwillim), and the younger John Bray (Ronald Howard), and Dubois' daughter Annette (Jeanne Roland) discover the sarcophagus of long-lost Ra-Antef and all of his funerary goods. American promoter Alexander King (Fred Clark) just wants to show off the mummy at his lurid public exhibit. To the men's shock, there's no mummy when King opens the sarcophagus. Turns out Ra-Antef is on the loose, brought back to life by arts patron and Egyptian artifacts collector Adam Beauchamp (Terrance Morgan). The mummy is after members of the expedition, and if Bray and Annette can't figure out what he's really after, they may be its next victims.

This started out as a relatively lighthearted horror adventure in the Amelia Peabody mode, but once the mummy comes to life, it takes a decidedly terrifying turn. There is blood in this movie, and we do see the Mummy attack the men, somewhat graphically for the time. The last ten minutes or so with Adam revealing who he really is to Annette is pure terror. This may not be one of the better-known Hammer horror films, but it's definitely worth checking out for those who love vintage scares, mummy movies, or Hammer. 

Autumn Harts

Began the morning with breakfast and Richie Rich. "Spring Cleaning" was the Riches short. Irona thinks it's a dirty shame when a villain obsessed with trash spreads his garbage in an attempt to steal the Rich fortune. She and the Professor's inventions help clean up this filthy thief. The first of the "Gems" has Gloria wondering why Richie's "Pillows" make a different sound when he lands on them. The second is how Richie pays for a wish from a "Wishing Well." "Silence Is Golden" on the Treasure Chest short when Irona insists that Richie have total silence to recover from illness, even from squeaky shoes. "The Shocking Lady Strikes Again" when she steals money from the Rich mansion and gold from their mines. Richie, Gloria, and Dollar have to stop her before she strikes at the US Mint in the Zillion Dollar Adventure.

Spent the rest of the morning looking up more housing websites and printing out the pay stubs I need for the Cherry Hill Township Modest Priced Housing application. I also wrote down what little I needed to on the actual application. I'm not a family, and I'm the only person who will be living there. 

I still have some of that buckwheat pancake mix around, so I made that for lunch. The first banana buckwheat pancake came out a bit thin, but the other two were delicious! Topped them with peanut butter and some of that maple syrup I bought from the Weston Village Store in Vermont on vacation. 

Watched the 2018 Muppet Babies while I ate. Fozzie's saying "Happy Hallo-wacka," but he's not happy when he sees his costume isn't scary like everyone else's. His attempts to prove he can be scary too just end with his friends laughing. When he sets up a haunted house in the playground, the others are skeptical, until it looks like an actual ghost has moved in. Summer tells "The Teeth-Chattering Tale of the Haunted Pancakes" to encourage Kermit to try ghost-shaped flapjacks. Kermabod and his monster friends are attacked by ghostly pancakes and have to get rid of them, until he admits he's afraid that they wouldn't be like his mother's.

Hurried off to Thomas Sharp even before the cartoon ended. Good thing I got there just in time. We started out in the library again with 18 kids. My group of 5 moved quickly in the bathroom, even the girls who usually take forever. It was after snack time when things got crazy. The older boys kept pushing each other and running around. The girls kept saying they weren't each other's friends, when most of these kids have literally known each other all their short lives. One little boy hit me on the rear and thought it was hilarious. I angrily told him it wasn't. I did apologize for yelling later, but I also added that hitting anyone, especially a teacher, isn't funny or nice at all. 

They were all just as wound up when we finally got outside. They kept swinging around the poles for the swing set and I'd have to call them back before they got in the way of the swings. At one point, they were all yelling and hitting and complaining much, I yelled and told them to get in line and either on the swings or away from them. I once again apologized once they were on the swings. I shouldn't have yelled, but they need to start listening and keeping their hands off each other. 

Things went better once they all actually got on the swings. I think the only kid who didn't go on said he wasn't interested anyway. It was too nice of a day for all the squabbling. It's still sunny here, but it was a bit warmer and much windier. There were five left when we finally took them inside. I drew fall fruit with marker along with the remaining kids until it was time for me to head out.

My Amazon package was on the porch when I arrived. I ordered the vinyl album for It's a Mystery, Charlie Brown (I can never resist the latest Peanuts soundtrack release) and an HDMI to AV hook so I could get my new Sony DVD player going. Alas, it still didn't work. I didn't realize the adapter needed to be charged. I'll do that tomorrow evening.

Had dinner while watching Match Game '77. Soap star and writer Meg Bennett joined in tonight, along with Gary Burghoff and Fannie Flagg. Bennett proved to be more astute than most of the soap ingenues who sat in the 4th seat, while Fannie dodged jokes from Charles and Brett.

Finished the night at the Roku Channel with Hart to Hart. Jennifer and Johnathan encounter "Night Horrors" when they attend a dinner party held by two friends who just bought a supposedly haunted house. Their friends talk about how the former magician who previously owned the house had hidden his wife's jewels somewhere on the property. Turns out those jewels are more than just a fun Maguffin to find at a party when one guest is killed after stealing a diamond and another vanishes. 

Pre-School Squares

Began the morning with breakfast and Little Bear. Emily's wondering "Where Lucy Went" when she disappears while the others are in a tree. She's eventually found under a rock, but Little Bear is convinced that goblins took her and brought her back. Little Bear makes "Monster Pudding" with Owl and Mitzi when Father Bear is in a bad mood, but they just end up making a mess. Little Bear takes "don't let the bedbugs bite" seriously and won't sleep until they're all gone from "Under the Covers." 

Hurried out to the Acme after the cartoon ended. I took the bike and just barely made it on time. Thank heavens that was the worst thing that happened all day. It was surprisingly busy for Monday morning. I had a hard time keeping up with the carts. Sweeping was a bit of a pain, too. They're still working on the roof, and the debris is dropping on the produce and deli areas. (And they're still protesting the work on the roof, too. There were guys with an inflatable rat standing by the Black Horse Pike. Hey guys, next time, how about you put in a bid for the job instead of throwing a fit? The non-union people were the only ones who wanted the job.)

Decided to keep things simple with lunch at Applebee's. It was quarter after 1 when I got there, and they were quiet as could be. Right now, Applebee's has a lunch special where you can buy a burger, chicken sandwich, or chicken Caesar salad for $10.99 - it includes fries or a bread stick and a soda. I added on tomato basil soup, and I'm glad I did. It was delicious! It came with shaved Parmesan cheese and croutons and tasted like liquid pizza. The basic cheeseburger was nice and juicy, too. 

Stopped at Common Grounds Coffee Shop on my way through Oaklyn for another Rosemary Apple Chai-der. They were a lot busier than Applebee's had been, mainly with college students and office workers typing away on their laptops. I only sat their briefly anyhow, just long enough to finish my drink and head off again.

The kids at Thomas Sharp were in the library when I arrived, due to the music class. Thank heavens they weren't there for long. By the time we were taking them to the bathroom, the class was starting to clear out. I read books to two of the girls, and I colored with them a bit after lunch. I saw these lovely white and greenish butterflies while riding my bike to school, so I drew those. The girls in particular were impressed and drew butterflies of their own.

We had 17 kids to start with, and I think only one had gone home by the time we made it outside. They did have to wait to go on the swings. There was a little squabbling when they got on, but not for long. Like I told one of the mothers, it was too beautiful for fighting! The weather couldn't have been nicer. It was in the lower 60's, a perfect blue and gold autumn day. Not a cloud or a raindrop in sight, nor even a breeze. Most of the kids wanted me to push them, and all but two got on before we finally went back inside. I spent my last 15 minutes coloring with the remaining 5 kids before I finished my shift.

Caught the last few minutes of The Price Is Right when I finally finished my chores and got the laundry downstairs. The generic Showcase featured bedroom furniture, a pretty brass baby bassinet, and a trip to the Greek isles. The "story" Showcase couldn't have been more 80's if it tried. Johnny Olsen wanted to be a rock star, specifically Michael Jackson, from the triangular red-and-black jacket. He got a series of concert-related items, ending with a camper. Although it was close, the lady who bid on the camper may want to take up the concert lifestyle herself...

Let it continue into Match Game '77 as I ate dinner and put the laundry in the dryer. Buzzr skipped ahead again, this time to the week with Dick Martin, Patti Deutsch, and Elaine Joyce with darker blonde hair than usual. One of the contestant was an inspiring singer, leading to him, Gene, and half the panel performing "I Got Plenty O' Nuthin'" from Porgy & Bess.

Brought up the laundry and finished the night with a tribute to Hollywood Squares, which turned 60 on Saturday. Hollywood Squares began as The Celebrity Game in 1964. That didn't last long, but producers Heatter and Quigley kept retooling it. The 9 celebrities were now in a giant tic tac toe board, the contestants were reduced from 3 to 2, and the questions were worded so the celebrities could bluff instead of contestants trying to read their minds. 

Bert Parks was the host in the pilot, but he didn't get the humor and had a hard time reigning in the panelists. Broadway actor Peter Marshall would be the host for the entire original NBC run, from 1966 through 1980. There were two nighttime versions, a summer replacement prime time series in 1968 and a much longer-running syndicated nighttime show that went from 1971 to 1981. 

Unfortunately, unlike CBS, which did save most of rival wacky celebrity panelists show Match Game for posterity, most of the NBC daytime Hollywood Squares and a good chunk of the nighttime episodes are gone. This prime time episode from 1968 and a regular daytime show from 1977 are among the survivors. Look for Roddy McDowell, Kaye Ballard, Abby Dalton, Eva Gabor, Roddy McDowell, Wally Cox, and Adam West with a mustache in the '68 show. Paul Lynde, Joan Rivers, Billy Crystal, Charley Weaver, Jim Nabors, Ed Asner, and Tom Kennedy appear in the daytime '77 show.

Hollywood Squares moved back to syndication in 1986. Amiable singer John Davidson was the host this time, with Shaddoe Stevens as the announcer. This version ran until 1989, with a slightly more lavish set and stars. The episode from 1987 here features Teresa Ganzel, Norm Crosby, Stuart Pankin, Dixie Carter, Tony O'Dell, Weird Al, and an expanded side square so celebrity chef Justin Wilson could do his cooking thing. Alf, of all creatures, was in the center square. 

Whoopi Goldberg brought Squares back in 1999. Basically the same deal, with a glossier neon set and at least three different bonus rounds. Tom Bergenon was the very funny host. I have fond memories of watching this during my college years. I'd switch back and forth between this and Jeopardy and would then stay on Wheel of Fortune. We see the first "choose the celebrities and see what prize they have" bonus round in this episode that includes Goldberg, regulars Bruce Vilanch, Caroline Rhea, and Gilbert Gotfried, Brad Garrett, Alfred Molina, and Betty White.

Hollywood Squares would mostly be consigned to "niche" music-themed versions like Hip-Hop Squares and Nashville Squares for another two decades after the Berganon version ended in 2004. This time, it was Drew Barrymore who was instrumental in bringing the show back to the networks in 2025. The current run is on CBS, with Barrymore in the center square and former football star Nate Burleson as the host. The episode I have from Paramount Plus is "The Legacy Show" from January. Bergenon is joined by Arsenio Hall, Tiffany Haddish, Leslie Jones, and Howie Mandell. Berganon attempts to read a question before being shooed away by Burleson, and he does a really good imitation of Gilbert Gotfried at one point.

Celebrate 60 years of secret squares, wacky celebrity bluffs, and "You Fool!" with these hilarious episodes!

Hollywood Squares Pilot (1965)

Hollywood Squares Prime Time (1968)

Hollywood Squares (1977)

Hollywood Squares Syndicated (1986)

Hollywood Squares Syndicated (1999)

Hollywood Squares: "The Legacy Show" (2026) 

Perfect Fall Matches

Began the morning with breakfast and that Billboard Top Hits 1982 CD I picked up on vacation a few weeks ago. "Gloria" by Laura Brannigan is better-known nowadays for being a number in Flashdance from a year later. We also have two of the biggest ballads from that year, "Open Arms" by Journey and your 1982 Oscar-winner, "Up Where We Belong" by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warren. My favorite songs were the dreamy "Eye In the Sky" by The Alan Parsons Project and catchy "Who Can It Be Now?" by Men at Work.

This time, I took my bike to work. It would have been a crime not to! The weather couldn't have been more perfect. It was in the upper 50's, sunny and soft blue and slightly breezy. Once again, I spent almost the entire afternoon outside pushing carts and enjoying that wonderful weather. It was insanely busy until around 1 PM...and then the Eagles game began, and the crowds disappeared. No trouble after that. I did have to sweep the store and do the carts for the last hour. Otherwise, everything went fine.

Picked up a few things I missed on Friday after work. I kept putting off buying this year's small pumpkin for my front room. I finally came to the conclusion that I won't be getting to the Farm Market before Halloween...but of course, they were out of pie pumpkins. I ended up buying a bumpy pumpkin that was the right size. They had a good sale on English muffins (I got whole wheat), and apple crisp cookies sounded like too good of a fall treat to pass up. Grabbed another Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke Zero, too.

When I got home, I took a shower, then had dinner while starting Weird Al's Dare to Be Stupid. Alas, I wasn't able to finish Weird Al before today's Match Game YouTube marathon began. There were a lot of guys named Joe who appeared on the panel. The most prominent was probably Joe Santos, a character actor best-known today as a cop on The Rockford Files. Santos was an easy-going guy who likely kept returning  more because he was a charming contrast to some of the crustier contestants than because of his lousy playing. Even his son coming up to give him an answer didn't really help him a whole lot. Santos appeared from 1978 through 1981, with one final week on The Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour. 

The other prominent Joe was Joe Alasky, who was a semi-regular on the 1990-91 Match Game. He was already doing several voices on Tiny Toon Adventures when the show first started, notably Plucky Duck. He would later specialize in Looney Tunes voices, but they were far from the only voices he could do. He did everyone from Rodney Dangerfield to Jack Lemmon in the episodes seen here.

Other Joes only appeared for one week, but still left an impression. Bass-voiced Joe Silver was a sweetheart on the week in 1975 that also featured the only appearance of Esther Rolle from Good Times. Joe Flynn appeared on a week early in 1974 shortly before his untimely death later that year. Joe Gargiola's week in 1978 coincided with the show experimenting with new camera angles. His PM episode featured a pretty lady with gorgeous braids who really wanted a kiss from Richard Dawson, a bartender with one of the most obvious Brooklyn accents I've ever heard, and a racy answer from Brett that I'm very surprised passed the censors. 

Get to know a lot of guys named Joe in this super-silly, super-sweet marathon!

Match Game Sunday Classics - The Joe Schmo Marathon