The Boo Bash

Started off a gorgeous late morning with breakfast and Spidey & the Avengers: Halloween Team Up! Spider Man and several Avengers are setting up a big Halloween party for a local community center when they're called to help a professor at a museum. Seems his cauldron is suddenly bouncing around. Iron Man and Spidey remove a jewel on top and accidentally release Hallows' Eve, a Halloween witch who is determined to wreak havoc on the holiday. They have to get her scepter and return everything to normal, all while Hulk admits he's terrified of bats.

It was so late by that point, I had just enough time to get lunch and my costume together for Thomas Sharp. I have a bag of bits and pieces for various Halloween costumes that I've gathered over the years. This year, I'm going to be a black cat. I have a pair of ears and gloves and a tail (Mom made the last-named when I was in high school). There's also a bow, but I don't like anything really tight on my neck. Made whiskers and nose with makeup. (Ended up wearing my short-sleeved Eagles shirt. I'm saving my plain black shirt for the actual holiday tomorrow.)

I had so much to carry, I ended up calling Uber. No trouble getting there, thankfully. They took 13 to arrive, but I called early enough that I arrived at Thomas Sharp right on time. They took almost 15 minutes going home, but I didn't get off until quarter of 6.

The first half of my shift was pretty much the same as the rest of the week. I ate lunch with the 16 kids and read "Bambi" from the Storyland anthology to them. We got them all outside soon as the last kid finished their lunch. There was the usual squabbling over who swung with whom once I let them on, and the boys continue to hit and punch and yank each other around. (Two boys ended up with ice packs from falling off equipment or over each other.) All but two of the boys got on the swings at least once, and most of them went on multiple times. It was sunny but incredibly windy, to the point where we actually saw a particularly strong gust blow across the mulch and rattle the leaves on the trees at one point.

Around 3:30, we took the remaining six boys to the blacktop to play with the older kids. I went inside to help three teachers decorate the cafeteria for the after-school program's big Boo Bash. Each teacher had a themed table with matching treats. The head teacher did a sea and water theme and gave out rubber ducks and sea-themed stickers. Another teacher turned cardboard boxes into Minions that held candy and light-up rings. One of the male teachers set up inflatable witch's hats in the back for witch hat ring toss. The head teacher also created a refreshment table with graham crackers, Nila wafers, Capri Sun and Kool Aid Bursts juice bags, little containers of pumpkin dip (pumpkin, spice, cool whip, powdered sugar), Rice Krispies Treats like the ones I put in the Mystery Bags, and bags of multi-colored Goldfish Crackers. There was a coloring table to create bats and illustrate a spooky haunted house scene. 

I ended up taping those construction paper black cats to the edges of the black plastic tablecloth I bought. Added yellow crepe paper around the edges for a moon effect. The tinsel cat and pumpkin was too big to hang on the edge, so they went in the middle, in front of the vintage purple plastic jack o'lantern candy holder where I put the Mystery Bags. The Jack o'lantern candy holder originally belonged to my biological father Bruce, and was one of the holiday decorations I rescued after he died. I added my stuffed black and purple kitties Luna, Diana, and Xiomara, and a wooden stand-up black cat in a jack 'o' lantern I found at Goodwill a few years ago. Scattered the remaining scratch and sniff stickers around the table, along with the black cat face paper plates, cat's ears headbands (they were too big to fit in the Mystery Bags), and Halloween masks to color.

Around 4 PM, the teachers who were outside brought the remaining kids, mostly older ones, to the library. Kids who brought costumes went to the bathrooms to change into them. They all looked terrific! There was a lovely sorceress in a blue velvet gown and a very pretty girl werewolf. One boy was a Minecraft character, another Bumblebee from Transformers. An older girl who adores Pokemon was Gengar. I had to tie the ribbon for Dracula's cape. 

You should have seen how thrilled the kids were when we finally let them in the cafeteria. They'd only been peeking out the library door since they came in! We had so much fun. Older kids got masks to color in. Younger ones got cat headbands. I didn't really make enough Mystery Bags, so I gave those to as many kids as I could before they gave out. After that, kids got scratch-and-sniff stickers. The cat's ears were a big hit. So were the vampire teeth in the Mystery Bags. Some of the older kids asked about them, even after the Mystery Bags were long gone. 

The party ended up being a really big hit. Many of the younger kids came back, with their parents and their own even littler siblings in tow. I saw the little unicorn princess again. Her little brother is apparently a huge Eric Carle fan and came as the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Another eager miss was delighted to be her favorite Disney character, Moana. Most of the kids who didn't wear costumes at least wore Halloween-themed t-shirts or outfits. (I was the only teacher who came in costume. The head teacher did say that her costume got lost in the mail and had only just arrived as she left for the school, while another wore an orange T-shirt.)

Went straight into Match Game '77 when I got home. Ron Pallio, Fannie Flagg, and Elaine Joyce joined in for Christmas week. Charles spent the week complaining that he hadn't gotten to dress as Santa that year. (He dressed as Santa once, in 1973.) He finally turned up in at least part of a Santa costume near the end of the week, fussing that he'd been Santa on every show but that one.

Watched The Halloween Tree while eating dinner. Four best friends can't wait for Halloween festivities to begin, so they can go trick-or-treating with their buddy Pip (Kevin Michaels). They're shocked when they find Pip's house dark and Pip being loaded into an ambulance. When they see what appears to be his ghost, they follow it to the dark, forbidding old home of Mr. Moundshroud (Leonard Nimoy). Moundshroud has a tree in the back covered in Jack o'lanterns, including one that looks like Pip. They follow him through 3,000 years of Halloween history to learn the meaning behind their mummy, witch, monster, and skeleton costumes and save their friend, before his spirit is lost forever.

Ray Bradbury himself narrates this charming, melancholy look at the history behind various Halloween icons. Though I do enjoy learning more about the backstory behind Halloween traditions, the real anchor here is how devoted the kids are to Pip. It's sweet and almost sad, seeing what they go through and give up so their friend can join them for another Halloween. 

Finished the night with Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) is hoping to set up a big show in Las Vegas, but needs the cash to do so. She heads to small-town Massachusetts after learning that her aunt left her something in her will. That "something" turns out to be her poodle, her dilapidated home, and what Elvira thinks is a recipe book. The "recipe book" is actually a spell book. Elvira discovers she's descended from a line of powerful witches when she attempts to make a "recipe" from the book for good-natured Bob Redding (Daniel Greene) and accidentally creates a monster. 

Her evil Uncle Vincent (W. Morgan Sheppard) tries to buy the book off of her, but Elvira is wise to his tricks now. He has her arrested for witchcraft and tries to get the overly conservative townspeople to burn her at the stake, but her poodle Gonk and Bob are able to free her. Now she has to rescue the town from her uncle's nasty powers and somehow get to Vegas, before her show is closed for good.

I've gotten a kick out of this very strange and bawdy horror comedy since it used to turn up a lot on cable in the late 80's and early 90's. Elvira's having a blast as the lady in question who doesn't understand why these annoying people are dousing her with gasoline and just wants to sell the house; Sheppard has almost as much fun chewing the scenery to bits as her uncle. I will say that it's not for everyone. If you're like the townspeople and are easily offended or aren't a fan of Elvira, horror, or rowdy 80's teen comedies, this probably won't be your cup of poison brew. For those of you who share Elvira's fondness for late-night B-schlock, come on in and enjoy the lunacy.

And here's more classic Halloween specials and shorts to show your kids after trick-or-treating!

Halloween Safety (1985 Educational Short)

The Last Halloween

The Haunted Pumpkin of Sleepy Hollow

Betty Boop - Betty Boop's Halloween Party

The Great Bear Scare

Ub Iwerks' Comi-Color Classics - The Headless Horseman

Bunnicula the Vampire Rabbit

The Trouble With Miss Switch

Miss Switch to the Rescue

DTV Monster Hits

Disney's Haunted Halloween (Educational Short)

The Fat Albert Halloween Special

Casper the Friendly Ghost - To Boo or Not to Boo

Buttons and Rusty In Which Witch Is Which?

Once Upon a Midnight Scary

I Believe It's Magic

Began the morning with breakfast and The Backyardigans. They're "Scared of You" when mad scientist Tasha sends her assistant Austin to retrieve Mummy King Tyrone, werewolf Uniqua, and vampire Pablo. They're more terrified of each other than of the message Austin brings. Austin just wishes everyone would remember his birthday, but there's a big surprise waiting for him at Tasha's laboratory. 

Switched to Jem while looking up housing websites online. It's "Trick or Techrat" when Jem and the Holograms agree to a benefit concert to save a failing opera house. The Misfits are annoyed about the attention they're getting and plan their own Halloween concert. One of the Starlight Girls is scared easily, especially when a series of accidents seemingly befall the opera house right before the concert, but she's the one who eventually figures out what's going on and what the Misfits' sleazy lawyer Eric Raymond is up to. 

Hurried out after Jem ended. I needed something for lunch, so I stopped really quick at Speedy Mart. The fastest things I could buy right away were three hard-boiled eggs in a container. Grabbed those, a banana, and a small bag of Herr's Popcorn and headed to Thomas Sharp, and I was still five minutes late.

Things weren't really all that different from how they've been the last few days. We had 15 kids all together. I arrived early enough to eat lunch with them and watch over those who took a while to finish before we all headed outside. Though we did get out a little earlier this time, I still made them wait 20 minutes to get on the swings. 

Once again, they spent a lot of the time squabbling over who would swing with whom. One girl got on early when her parents arrived...only for them to go to conferences first and come for her over a half-hour later. A boy absolutely would not swing with the girls, then would only swing with one of them. At least all but two of the kids got on at least once (and most rode multiple times) before we got back inside. I left the remaining four boys designing monsters and playing with Legos.

Stopped at Dollar General on the way home. I wanted something for the older kids at Thomas Sharp tomorrow. Needed construction paper for my black cat-themed table, too, and pumpkin for bread next month. They were really busy, and I got stuck waiting behind a man who seemed to have bought his entire grocery list from them.

When I got home, I set up more Mystery Bags and cut out construction paper black cats while watching the original Ghostbusters from 1984. After they're fired from Columbia University in New York, paranormal professors Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis), Peter Venkmen (Bill Murray), and Ray Stanz (Dan Ackroyd) go into business for themselves as professional ghost-catchers. Their venture is a bust until classical musician Dana Barrett (Signorney Weaver) calls them about a monster in her refrigerator. Peter's smitten and offers to take her case. 

She's not the only one seeing weird creatures around New York City. After they trap a slimy little ghost in a huge hotel, they suddenly have more business than they can handle. They end up having to hire a fourth man, Winston Zeddmore (Ernie Hudson), to help them with the extra load. Their secretary Janine (Annie Potts) is worried something might go wrong...and as it turns out, she's right. An obnoxious officer from the Environmental Protection Agency (William Atherton) shuts down the machine holding the ghosts, sending them blasting back into Manhattan. Meanwhile, Dana and her nerdy neighbor Louis Tully (Rick Moranis) have been possessed by the demon Gozer, who was called by the very building where they live. The Ghostbusters end up in jail, until the Mayor (David Marguiles) realizes there's only four men who can stop the demon and the giant marshmallow man from turning New York into the world's largest charred marshmallow.

This is a long-time favorite of mine, and certainly one of the funniest horror comedies ever made. The 1989 sequel isn't that bad, I still think the 2016 all-female remake gets a bum rap, and I haven't gotten around to the recent films yet...but for my money, this is really the only Ghostbusters film most casual viewers will need. The special effects stand out even to this day, and Elmer Bernstein provides a suitably eerie score. 

Moved online for Match Game '77 while I made dinner and tried to untangle my attempt at a black cat garland. (I eventually gave up and will just tape the black cats to the tablecloth.) This one finished out the week with Tom Poston, Betty White, and Mary Ann Mobley. Brett was thrilled when she got one right on the first question. Mary Ann and Tom were just happy to get questions right at all.

Finished the night with I Kissed a Vampire. I go further into this frighteningly bad attempt at a teen horror musical at my Musical Dreams Movie Reviews blog. 

Happy Halloween - I Kissed a Vampire 

Sunshine and Spooky Scares

Began the morning with breakfast and Sheriff Callie's Wild West. Bandits steal Nice and Friendly Corners' Halloween candy and bury it next to a corn stalk in "The Great Halloween Robbery." The corn belongs to Farmer Stinky, who plants more corn for a maze. Callie, Peck, and Toby have to make their way through the maze to find the candy and catch the bandits red-handed (or faced). Peck makes up the story of "The Ghost of Scary Prairie" for Toby, Mr. Dillo, and his burro Clementine. However, he neglects to tell them that it's all fictional. Toby takes it for real, and soon the entire town is pursuing what they think is a scary "ghost" across the western landscape.

Called Uber after the cartoon ended. The one going to work came in 8 minutes. I got to the Acme just in time. The one going to Thomas Sharp took 12 minutes. It took me longer to get a ride home at 3:30, but the driver finally came in 5 minutes. 

The Acme was a little busier than it has been this morning, mainly because Tuesday is Senior Discount Day and there's a senior high-rise housing building a block away. I spent the first half of my shift pushing carts and enjoying the continuing beautiful fall weather. It was in the mid-60's, sunny, breezy, and beautiful. I took over the sweeping during the second half when the head bagger ended up in a register. No real trouble, other than I forgot to tell the head bagger I did the sweeping. 

Grabbed a few things quickly after I changed. I needed candy to make the Mystery Bags later in the afternoon. Needed something for lunch, too - bought a turkey sandwich with cranberry mayo. 

The kids were lining up to go outside when I arrived at the school. Two of the girls at my table got out of line to give me a big hug! I hugged them back and shooed them outside with the others. This time, I did wait about 15 minutes for the kids to go on the swings. It went a bit better than yesterday. The boys still wrestle around the swing set frame, but almost all of the 14 kids who wanted a ride got at least one. Most of them went on two or three times. 

There were 9 kids left when we went back inside. Two of the boys built with Legos, but most of the kids settled down for a simple art project. They used stickers with Halloween figures, eyes, noses, mouths, and eyebrows to create their own Halloween character. When the last little girl finished her monster, I read "Feed Big Hilda Hippo Her ABCs" to her. No wonder she brought the book out to read. Her mother says they have a Richard Scarry story at home. I left at the same time she did.

Went straight into setting up the Mystery Bags when I got home. Watched Young Frankenstein as I worked. Fredrick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) isn't too happy to inherit his grandfather's castle and laboratory in Transylvania. He'd rather separate himself from his family's gruesome history, until he finds his grandfather's diary downstairs and wonders if reanimating the dead isn't such a bad idea after all. He and his assistant Igor (Marty Feldman) literally dig up an enormous dead man, but Igor's mix-up leaves this massive creature with an abnormal brain. Fredrick's housekeeper Frou Blucher (whinny) (Cloris Leachman) turns him loose on the countryside. They do get him back, but after an attempt to "civilize" him fails, Fredrick has to figure out how he can tame this beast. There's also the arrival of his prim fiancee Elizabeth (Madeline Khan) when he's courting his female assistant Inga (Terri Garr). 

This is my favorite Mel Brooks movie along with Spaceballs. Wilder and Brooks came up with a classic script that's both an affectionate send-up of the old Universal monster films (using the same sets as the original Frankenstein) and a delightful horror comedy in its own right. In fact, the cast had so much fun, they added extra scenes just to keep going! Highly recommended for fans of the cast, Universal horror movies, gentler parodies, or if you're like me and you're looking for a horror film that's atmospheric but not too scary.

Switched to Match Game '77 during dinner. They mainly finished out the week with David Lansberg, Lee Merriweather, and Marcia Wallace. I can see why Lansberg never came back. He was pleasant and funny enough, but otherwise unremarkable. Marcia and Lee were happier that they actually got some difficult questions right for a change.

Finished the night with vintage Halloween sitcom and variety shows, starting with The Muppet Show. Vincent Price headlined the first "theme" episode in the late 1st season. His arrival made most of the Muppets, including Kermit, very nervous, but delighted the monsters, who sang "You've Got a Friend" with him. Price also did a riff on his "Prince of Darkness" persona when he and Uncle Deadly appear in Fozzie and Gonzo's old haunted house, while ghosts sing about how "I'm Looking Through You" and Wayne and Wanda attempt "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered." 

Alice Cooper's own shock jock persona was well in evidence when he turned up in one of the more controversial episodes of the third season. His appearance became a parody of Faust, with him trying to sell the Muppets' souls. Gonzo is the only taker. Meanwhile, teeth complain of a toothache, a creature eats another creature (and sings about it), and "Pigs In Space" deal with a virus that turns them all into invisible outlines. 

It's "A Dark and Stormy Night" when the power goes out on Silver Spoons while Freddy, Ricky, and Alfonso are watching a horror movie marathon. Edward encourages them to use their imaginations to tell a round robin ghost story. It somehow turns into a Frankenstein parody, with three semi-courageous young lads rescuing a lovely lady (Kate) from an evil mad scientist (Edward) and his very polite creation (Dexter).

The Monkees dove into horror four times on their show. I did two of those episodes tonight, starting with "Monkee See, Monkee Die." The Monkees end up stranded in an old mansion on a remote island, surrounded by the eccentric hangers-on of a recently deceased millionaire. While Micky and Mike try to figure out what's going on when people start vanishing, Davy falls for the very pretty granddaughter of the millionaire who just inherited the house.

"Monstrous Monkee Mash" is a more obvious horror parody. Once again, Davy gets caught up in a romance he seriously regrets, this time with a lady who turns out to be the daughter of Dracula. The other three go after him, only for Davy to be turned into a vampire and Micky into a werewolf. It's up to Mike to rescue his friends and figure out how to get these ghouls off their set for good. 

That Old Fall Magic

Started off a gorgeous morning with breakfast and What's New, Scooby Doo? It's "A Scooby Doo Halloween," and Mystery Inc. is heading to the small town of Banning Junction and Velma's uncle and aunt's farm. Banning Junction is known for getting into Halloween, but strange moving scarecrows have been burning spooky symbols into their crops. Velma is determined to find out who's behind this. Daphne is jealous that Velma's beautiful cousin Marcy has been flirting with Fred. Shaggy and Scooby just want to go trick or treating and hear KISS play at the Halloween festival.

Hurried off to Westmont when the cartoon ended. I had a lot of errands to run, starting with Target. They didn't have the gift card I wanted for my nephew or Halloween party supplies, but I did get an Iced Pumpkin Cream Chai at Starbucks that was really good. Did better at Sprouts. They had smaller and cheaper containers of shredded chicken, and I picked up apples, oat milk, soda on sale, and dried pineapple.

Dodged the continuing road and sidewalk work on Cutbert past the high school and down to the Westmont Acme. The Acme is having huge online 99 cent sales this week. I got a ham steak, yogurt, a box of Duncan Hines spice cake mix, and eggs for 99 cents each. Restocked granola, tuna, soda, English muffins (which are still on a good sale), and grapes. Picked up bagels for tomorrow and Sunday. Tried a basic frosted donut topped with Fruity Pebbles. Ehh, not as overwhelmingly sweet as the birthday cake donut, but I don't think donuts work with crunchy bits.

Cut through Newton Lake Park on my way home. It was a gorgeous day for a ride in the park...which is likely why I made my way around a lot of people walking dogs and pushing strollers. It's still sunny, breezy, and in the mid-60's here, and looks like it'll continue to be for the foreseeable future. The trees are just starting to turn colors here, riots of brilliant scarlet and rust and gold. The fountains sparkled in the bright sunshine as I passed them.

When I got home, I put everything away, then finally got that Sony DVD player hooked up the right way. And yes, it did play CBS DVDs, starting with the Halloween episode of Happy Days. Richie Cunningham is worried that the house Ralph rented for his Halloween party is "Haunted" by a ghost who will take off his head. Joanie teases him, but Fonzie reminds him that there's nothing to fear but fear itself. It's Richie who finally figures out what's going on when more than one spooky trick threatens to spoil their treat of a party.

Laverne & Shirley also have to deal with a "Haunted House" in the second season of their show. Carmine mentions that the old Ramsdale Manor is about to be demolished and may be a good place to buy a used couch, but Shirley has heard stories about a "hairy thing" there that snatches people. Laverne is just as convinced that an old house is an old house, and they need cheap furniture. When first Lenny and Squiggy go missing, and then the little man from the city who was supposed to sell them the couch, Laverne begins to wonder if Shirley might have something after all.

I also got my schedule really quick at this point. In good news, I did get next Friday and Saturday off for Halloween, along with Monday. Bad news is, I work two double-shift days in a row, Tuesday and Wednesday. I'm going to be late to Thomas Sharp those days. The Collingswood and Oaklyn elementary schools are on half-days next week for teacher conferences. 

Hurried out to Thomas Sharp even before the episode ended. Good thing I got there in plenty of time. We had 17 kids today, and they were all rowdy as heck, especially the boys. We got them outside a little earlier than usual, and all the boys did was wrestle and kick and grab at each other. I had to separate them twice when they were waiting for the swings. They were all dangerously close to not going on the swings at all. In the end, I think only one or two kids didn't get on before we went back inside. When we got back in the cafeteria, I joined some of the kids who were drawing on a large sheet of paper taped to a table. Others placed leaf and pumpkin-shaped stickers on colored construction paper. 

The reason we had to take the kids early was their teachers started setting up for the school's "Spooktacular" on the blacktop area around 4:30. This is Thomas Sharp's version of "trunk or treat," where kids in costume are given candy and stickers from decorated car trunks. I saw one car that was supposed to be a movie theater. Another was a bubble bath with lots of balloon bubbles. There was a Nintendo car and even a Price Is Right car with a hand-drawn Showcase Showdown big wheel. 

I got two very small slices of cheese pizza and walked around. Almost immediately ran into one of my students, who was dressed as a unicorn princess in a pretty pink and blue dress with gold trim and a flower-and-horn headband. Another girl was a wolf with a painted-on nose who was delighted to practice her howl for me. One of the older girls was a lovely curly-haired sorceress. The youngest boy in class was a bright green racing car. One sweet miss was Elsa with her mother as Anna. An older boy dressed as Po from Kung Fu Panda gave me Twizzlers.

Stopped at CVS on the way home. They didn't have Halloween party supplies. I was going to buy a gift card for my baby nephew Elijah's first birthday, but a lady was fussing about some online coupon not working and holding up the line. I finally decided it wasn't worth the wait and left with nothing. I'll get a gift card at the Audubon Acme tomorrow.

Went straight into dinner and Match Game '77 when I got home. Most of the night was devoted to the week with Nipsey Russell, Betty White, and Real People hostess Sarah Purcell. One of the contestants in the last episode of the night told Brett she saw Jack Klugman at the tracks, flirting with a blonde. I don't think she meant to be rude. She was probably just passing a juicy tidbit. It's likely she didn't know how contentious Brett and Jack's divorce had been, or how much it hurt Brett. Her first answer was honestly pretty good, but I don't think any of the panelists were objecting too much when her second was terrible and she was sent on her way.

Switched to Kanopy for the original The Old Dark House from 1932. Newlyweds Phillip (Raymond Massey) and Margaret Waverton (Gloria Stuart) and their friend Roger Penderel (Melvyn Douglas) are lost in Wales during a massive storm. They seek shelter at an ancient old Manor house that belongs to siblings Rebecca (Eva Moore) and Horace (Ernest Theisiger) Femm. The house is full of secrets, starting with their voiceless, drunk giant of a butler Morgan (Boris Karloff). Sir William Porterhouse (Charles Laughton) and his current interest Gladys DuCane (Lillian Bond) arrive during dinner. Roger finds himself falling for Gladys, even as they learn more about the biggest secret of all, and why some secrets are better off kept behind locked doors...

James Whale directed cinema's first creaky old house story. It's slow-moving and talky, but you can't fault that cast. Douglas, Karloff, and Laughton take top honors as the sophisticated man who meets his match in the independent-minded chorus girl, the silent, scarred butler, and the whiny, slightly pompous nobleman. I like that it's a tight 70 minutes that doesn't overstay its welcome. If you love haunted house stories or pre-code Horror or are looking for a Universal horror film with no monsters involved, try their foray into haunted house tales. 

Finished the night at YouTube with The Paul Lynde Halloween Special. The cast of The Old Dark House aren't the only ones dealing with haunted houses. Hoping to avoid the annoying Osmonds, Lynde opts to spend his Halloween at the creaky old home belonging to his housekeeper Margaret Hamilton...who is, of course, the Wicked Witch of the West. Her cousin is Witchepoo (Billie Hayes) of Sid and Marty Kroft fame. The ladies give Lynde three wishes. His first is to be a glamorous trucker who gets to marry a gorgeous truck stop waitress (Roz Kelly). His second has him as a sheik, Florence Henderson as the British object of his affections, and Tom Conway as a Foreign Legionarre. Lynde uses his last to turn the ladies' home into a Halloween disco, up to and including Henderson singing a disco version of "That Old Black Magic." Somewhere in between all this, Betty White turns up as Miss Halloween, and KISS sings three of their biggest hits, "Detroit Rock City," "Beth," and "King of the Night World." 

Swinging Into Autumn

Began the morning with breakfast and He-Man. "A Friend In Need" introduces Ileana, a friend of Teela's who is shy and not strong like her friend. She thinks it's a kindly woman who offers her a potion to make her strong. She keeps needing more and more potion to remain strong, until the woman encourages her to steal a machine that can turn objects, or the very air around them, into something else. Turns out the woman is really a sorcerer who wants to destroy He-Man. When the sorcerer starts shrinking the castle, Ileana finds the courage to stop him...and learns that true strength comes from within, not from any potion.

Called Uber after the cartoon ended. I wanted to visit the Bellmawr Library today, and they're too far out for a quick bike ride. The driver going there came in 5 minutes. The one going home took 9 minutes. No trouble either way.

The Bellmawr Library is smaller than it looks from the outside. The right side houses Camden County's health offices. The library is on the left. It's small, bigger than Audubon but smaller than Haddon Township. The adult fiction was all together, but unlike the fiction section in Collingswood, the books were at least labeled with the proper genre. They had some really great material there, including several historical fiction novels that intrigued me and two brand-new books on jukebox and Pulitzer Prize-winning musicals. I strolled briefly through the kids' section, but I could hear the librarian doing story hour with a group of local toddlers. I didn't want to disrupt them, so I headed out. I'll take books out this winter, after I've finally whittled down that pile of books I've bought recently.

Had lunch two blocks down at the Club Diner on the White Horse Pike. I haven't eaten there since Jessa and I got their St. Patrick's Day menu in March. I had three small, but very moist and spicy, pumpkin pancakes, crunchy bacon, and slices of grapefruit. Oh, yum! It was all absolutely delicious. I'll have to do breakfast there again sometime.

Watched Halloween Is Grinch Night while printing out my tax return at home to send with that application. I went further into this very strange Seuss special way back on the very Halloween review in 2018.

Garfield's Halloween Adventure & Halloween Is Grinch Night

Called Nueva Smile during the cartoon. They left a message saying I needed to reschedule my appointment that was originally on November 6th. I'm now doing it at a more reasonable 11 PM on November 19th. That also means that I have November 6th completely off. The schools will be closed for the New Jersey teacher's convention, and I put in for it off from the Acme.

Rushed out to Thomas Sharp after the cartoon ended. Things went more-or-less the same as yesterday. We had 22 kids, and they were all fairly rowdy. After snack time, I used stencils to make a frog and a large sun and admired the colorful lion one of the girls did. When we got outside, I pushed a little too hard on one of the boys, and he fell off! Not only was he not hurt, but he got right back on. He wanted to ride with his best friend. In fact, he rode at least three more times after that. Thank heavens the weather remains gorgeous for them running around all afternoon, sunny, breezy, and in the lower-mid 60's.

The five kids that were left when we went inside had a nifty project to do. They glued white strips of paper to a black background to make a mummy (or an ambulance like one of the older girls). One little girl went heavy on the red and yellow marker, claiming she was making a scary mummy. The other threw a fit and cried almost the entire time she was inside. The head teacher took a charm that fell off of someone's shoe she'd been chewing on. The teacher did wash it and put it away for her, but she was still upset. She hid in a chair until her mother came.

Went straight into The Price Is Right when I got home. The generic Showcase was just furniture and a hot tub. Johnny Olsen had way more fun with the "story" Showcase. He played a private eye looking for a missing heiress (Dian) in San Francisco. With a fancy emerald necklace-and-earrings set and a big car, this was one of the most expensive Showcases made up to that point. Alas, the lady went with an ordinary price that was way under the actual price tag. The guy won his spa and living room furniture. 

The panelists had even more fun on Match Game '77. They finished out the week with Betty White and Nipsey Russell, then went right into the next week. Ironically, Bob Barker turned up here too, along with sweet Eva Gabor and slightly goofy Joyce Bulifant. Eva was delighted when even she got the question making jokes about disgraced government finance officer Bert Lance right. Joyce was happier teasing Gene. 

Took a shower, had dinner, then watched Up In the Air on Tubi. I went further into this B-movie musical thriller set at a radio station at my Musical Dreams Movie Reviews blog.

Up In the Air (1940)

Finished the night at YouTube with the rare Halloween special The Wickedest Witch. The title character is Avarissa (Rue McClanahan), a witch who has been condemned to live underground for 300 years with the Beevils, a group of game show-loving lizard creatures. Only a pure-hearted child can release her from the curse, so she sends one of the Beevils to retrieve a child from Earth. What he finds is Lewis (Raddi Di Blaso), a normal kid who is obsessed with magic. Avarissa insists she can teach him magic, but she didn't count on him making friends with the creatures she overlooks. 

In the Fall Sunshine

Barely had enough time for breakfast and Bluey this morning. The girls are playing "Hairdressers" for Bandit and pretend he has nits. Bingo's having a hard time putting her voice out over her confident older sister, but she finally figures out how to say what she wants to say, while Bluey gives her ideas a chance. Bandit just wishes their ideas didn't involve cold showers and flour.

Rushed off to the Acme after the cartoon ended and arrived just in time. I did get pulled for a half-hour to sweep up the front and back lobby after they moved the cardboard displays with the snack chips away from the sides. The manager claimed the carts weren't bad, but when I went outside again, they were empty. Those guys with the inflatable rat were still protesting the roof being repaired, too. At least they stick to the side of the road. Other than that, it was pretty quiet. We're between holidays, and the weather remains perfect, lower 60's, windy, and sunny. A bit cooler than yesterday, but nothing abnormal for mid-October.

Made a quick stop for pads after work, then changed and headed out. I had lunch at Sakura Japanese Restaurant on the White Horse Pike in Oaklyn. They're a little bit cheaper than Futomaki in the Audubon Crossings Shopping Center. They were also very quiet. There was only one other gentleman eating in the booth next to me. I enjoyed my tasty hibachi salmon, salad, sauteed vegetables, and brown rice with only the sound of classical music in the background.

I took the long way cutting through West Collingswood after lunch, and I still arrived at Thomas Sharp almost 15 minutes early. Maybe it's just as well. We had 23 kids today, our most yet. They were surprisingly quiet in the bathroom and during snack time. In fact, things didn't get really wild until we went outside. I had to distract a gaggle of girls from burying the tiny Foosball that belonged to one of them. I didn't think they'd find it again, so I handed them a branch with fall leaves and acorns instead and told them to look for things in nature to bury, instead of someone's toy. After someone threw her ice pack over the fence and I had to retrieve it, I told them to put away the toys all together. 

I had to yell at them again to line up and stop arguing over the swings. They were all still arguing over who would swing with whom until more kids went home. I'm glad we stayed out a little later, until it started getting colder around 5 PM. By that point, the remaining 4 kids had given up on the swings all together and were running around the slides. We had so much help, I was let go 15 minutes early.

Stopped at Dollar General on my way home. I was hoping to find a Disney Halloween tablecloth, or at least an orange one. No luck, but I did get more bags for the Mystery Bags and a card for my nephew Elijah's first birthday.

It was just about time for Match Game '77 when I got in. They moved on to the next week. Nipsey Russell talked about his new movie The Wiz that was just out (he was the Tin Man). Betty White talked about her new sitcom The Betty White Show (which lasted four months). 

Finished the night with The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb at Tubi. In 1900, three Egyptologists, Frenchman Professor Eugene Dubois (Bernard Rebel), Sir Giles Dalyrumple (Jack Gwillim), and the younger John Bray (Ronald Howard), and Dubois' daughter Annette (Jeanne Roland) discover the sarcophagus of long-lost Ra-Antef and all of his funerary goods. American promoter Alexander King (Fred Clark) just wants to show off the mummy at his lurid public exhibit. To the men's shock, there's no mummy when King opens the sarcophagus. Turns out Ra-Antef is on the loose, brought back to life by arts patron and Egyptian artifacts collector Adam Beauchamp (Terrance Morgan). The mummy is after members of the expedition, and if Bray and Annette can't figure out what he's really after, they may be its next victims.

This started out as a relatively lighthearted horror adventure in the Amelia Peabody mode, but once the mummy comes to life, it takes a decidedly terrifying turn. There is blood in this movie, and we do see the Mummy attack the men, somewhat graphically for the time. The last ten minutes or so with Adam revealing who he really is to Annette is pure terror. This may not be one of the better-known Hammer horror films, but it's definitely worth checking out for those who love vintage scares, mummy movies, or Hammer. 

Beautiful Day In Fall

Got a really quick start today with breakfast and Paw Patrol. "Pups Save a Haunted Farm" when Farmer Al and his goat get lost in a corn maze and Farmer Yumi ends up dangling from a fake spiderweb. Rubble has to overcome his fear of spiders to help them and Marshall out. Mayor Goodway is excited about the pumpkin-shaped disco ball she bought for Adventure Bay's Halloween dance party. "Pups Save the Adventure Bay Boogie" when Sid Swashbuckler and his first mate Arrby think it's covered in gems and steal it, not realizing Chicaletta is inside.

Headed out around 10:30-11 AM. I had a lot to do, starting with a stop at Westmont Party on Haddon Avenue. They had a long line of Halloween decorations, from huge cardboard mum hangings and outdoor linen ghosts to dangling hard plastic skeletons and bags of party activities. I bought a big bag of toys for the Mystery Bags, along with Jack 'o lantern stickers. 

Made a quick stop at 7-11 in Haddonfield on my way down Haddon Avenue. I don't think there's many 7-11's left in South Jersey. I may never be able to get a Slurpee again! I got Mountain Dew Confetti Chill (which wasn't bad) and Pina Colada. 

Ran into more road work just a few blocks from 7-11. I wish they'd finish these darn gas lines! All they're doing is getting in everyone's way. One of the men had to lead me pushing my bike around the cones they had blocking the area.

Since I had to rush my trip to the Haddonfield Library the last time I was there, I went back today. The Haddonfield Library is a beautiful building that was just remodeled a few years ago. It's also a maze. I did find they have a surprisingly extensive teen section, with some genuinely interesting books, just off the main lobby. Unfortunately, their adult non-fiction collection is stuffed in the basement and isn't as extensive. I did find a book on the history of dolls that I enjoyed looking at. 

Since it's only about two blocks from the library, I walked to the Bistro on King's Highway. I was rather surprised to run into one of the boys in the after-school program and his family having lunch in the outdoor seating area. According to the boy and his parents, they were taking a special family day for his little brother's first birthday. I left them to enjoy their lunch.

I ate inside, where it was a darker and a little quieter. Had a "New Yorker" - an omelet with ham, bacon, Swiss cheese, and mushrooms on a whole wheat wrap. It was so good! Just the right melding of flavors. Had it with big, crispy fries and ginger peach iced tea.

After spending so much time dodging road work on Haddon Avenue, I took the back way through Haddonfield and down to Cuthbert...forgetting that they're still working on Cuthbert, too. By the time I finally made it to Newton Lake Park, I came to the conclusion that I was never going to get home before the after-school program started, so I just cut across the park and went straight to Thomas Sharp instead. 

I got there just in time, which was a very good thing. We had 20 kids to start, and they were all wild and noisy. They were even crazier once we got them outside. I'm glad we went out early. It was a gorgeous day, as nice as it gets in mid-October. Sunny, breezy, blue, perfect upper 60 degree temperatures. I did talk to two of the girls. One was eagerly waiting for her mother, watching for her over the chain-link fence. The other was upset because a teacher snatched chalk from her. I told her that the teacher shouldn't have done that and they all needed to share. The teacher was drawing fruit with them. She did really well, but she did keep trying to shoo them away so they wouldn't get close to the door or smudge her masterpieces! There were 5 kids when we went inside, and two left by the time I did.

Did a few chores downstairs after I got in, then watched Match Game '77. The first couple of episodes finished out the week with Mary Wickes, Gary Crosby, and Joyce Bulifant. The last episodes brought in big George Kennedy, Lee Merriweather, and Fannie Flagg.

Finished the night with Those Redheads from Seattle. I go further into this robust and surprisingly enjoyable B western musical from 1953 at my Musical Dreams Movie Reviews blog.

Those Redheads from Seattle

Discovering Games

Began the morning reading about Columbus Day. The big piece in Colliers Harvest of Holidays is a surprisingly honest biography from 1944 that points out he took natives from their island homes, never found the Asian riches he was searching for, and died a broken man. Two poems were funnier, but they still discussed his lack of sailing and leadership abilities and his crew's near-mutiny.

Since I got up so late and the weather was so beautiful, I decided to go out for brunch instead of sitting in front of cartoons at home. Rode up to the Legacy Diner, just dodging a group of girls who just came out. They were so busy, I ended up sitting at the counter. I still enjoyed my broccoli and cheddar omelet, home fries, and whole wheat toast. I spent so much time staring at the desserts in the displays up front, I had to try their pumpkin cheesecake. Ooh, spicy and decadent and very earthy-pumpkin!

Cut across Audubon and past the baseball fields at Green Wave Park, which is directly across from the back of Goodwill. I delivered a bag of donations, then went around to the front store. My best find today was a  bright red Issac Mizrahi sweater with lovely scalloped edges. It was sunny and warm today, but the wind was chilly. I ended up wearing the sweater home. Good thing it's soft and incredibly comfortable. I also picked up a cute rounded stuffed fox decoration made with woven fall-colored plaid fabric I named Locksley, the 1962 Disney version of Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates on DVD, and the two-disc This Is America record from the Longines Symphony for patriotic holidays. (While the Audubon Goodwill has heavily expanded their DVD collection, I was disappointed to see they barely had any CDs left, and not that many records, either.)

Hit up a few more stores after finishing at Goodwill. Found bags of mini-books for trick-or-treaters at Five Below that would be perfect for the Mystery Bags, along with an adorable Squishmallow cat named Cam with bat wings. I wanted to start my Christmas shopping at Marshalls, but they were too busy! I just replaced my curl brush and comb. The fluffy bear ears headband was supposed to be for spa days, but I thought it would be perfect for a bear costume. 

The other reason I was at Audubon Crossings was to get my hair done. There's a Great Clips across the parking lot from Marshalls and Ross. Considering how busy the stores and the Legacy Diner were, they were empty. They were able to seat me right away. That blunt cut that I got in early April didn't really end up looking right or working with my curls. They look more attractive and are more manageable cut chin-length and layered. They felt so much better and bouncier when I headed out!

Stopped at Common Grounds Coffee House on the way home for another delicious Rosemary Apple Cider Chai-der. Had a banana chip muffin for lunch, too. They were also surprisingly quiet. Most people must still be on vacation or are focusing on shopping. 

Once I got home, I relaxed while watching the 1952 version of Ivanhoe on Tubi. Robert Taylor is the title character, who returns home from the Crusades to discover Richard the Lionhearted (Norman Woodland) is being held prisoner by the king of Austria, who demands a huge ransom for his release. Richard's brother John (Guy Rolfe) would rather rule England in his stead and pit Saxons and Normans against one another. Passing himself off as a minstrel, Ivanhoe brings Norman soldiers Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert (George Sanders) and Sir Hugh De Bracey (Robert Douglas) to the home of his father Cedric (Finlay Currie). Cedric wants nothing to do with any Norman, not even Richard, but his ward Rowena (Joan Fontaine) is in love with Ivanhoe and is more supportive. 

Ivanhoe realizes Saxons aren't the only race being persecuted in England when he helps his father's jester Wamba (Emlyn Williams) rescue kindly old rabbi Issac (Felix Aylmer) from soldiers. His daughter Rebecca (Elizabeth Taylor) gives up her jewels so Ivanhoe can win a jousting tournament. He does win, but is injured while doing so. None other than Robin Hood (Harold Warrender) brings him to Rebecca to be healed. It's Robin Hood and his Merry Men to the rescue when Cedric is captured and Ivanhoe goes to rescue him, only to be taken as well. When Rebecca is branded a witch and may be burned at the stake, Ivanhoe rushes to King John's castle to stop her trial and prove who the real greatest knight in England is.

Honestly, Robert Taylor's kind of stiff (and a bit overage) as the valiant knight. It's the ladies and villains who walk off with this one. Fontaine and especially Elizabeth Taylor are so luminous, you can understand why Ivanhoe has a hard time choosing between them for a while. Sanders has more fun playing a slightly less sneering villain than he normally did. There's also the gorgeous Technicolor production, with England and some enormous sets blazing across the screen. I also appreciate that the anti-prejudice story is treated with some sensitivity, especially for the time. If you're looking for a good, stirring swashbuckler with slightly more to say than most in the genre, you can't go wrong with two of the loveliest ladies ever in an MGM England.

Switched to Match Game '77 during dinner. The first hour skipped past several weeks that are missing episodes to the tail end of the week with Hans Conried and Sarah Kennedy. Hans seemed a bit dazed, which is likely why this would be his only appearance on the show. Conny Van Dyke and Dick Martin had more fun the next week, especially when Conny complained about not getting a new-kid-on-the-block kiss (despite having been on the show at least twice before).

Finished the night with a salute to Double Dare. This Nickelodeon staple celebrates its 40th anniversary this month. This would be Nick's first foray into game shows. Two teams with two kids answer trivia questions from host Marc Summers. If they don't know the answer, they can toss a dare at the other kids. If those kids don't know, they can throw dares back. Third dare gets a "physical challenge," a messy stunt. Winner goes on to the Obstacle Course, 8 unique slime-filled stunts. Grabbing an orange flag at the end of a stunt nets a prize. Get all 8, and you got the grand prize, which in the 80's was usually a trip to Disney World or Space Camp. 

Double Dare meant a little more to kids like my sisters and me who grew up in the Philadelphia and South Jersey area in the mid-late 80's. From 1986 until they moved to Nickelodeon Studios in 1989, they filmed at WHYY Studios, the PBS station in downtown Philadelphia. You would frequently see kids from Philly, its suburbs, and South Jersey on the show and in the audience. The show's announcer Harvey was even a popular Philly disc jockey at the time.

The show was so popular, it had spin-offs almost immediately. Super Sloppy Double Dare was the weekend edition that debuted in 1987. Double Dare entered syndication, mainly on Fox stations, in 1988. Family Double Dare originally debuted in 1988 as well, but didn't last long in syndication. It did better on Nick from 1990 to 1992.

Double Dare proved so popular in re-runs, it returned to Nick in 2000 as Double Dare 2000. Pretty much the same deal, but the host was now Jason Harris, the contestants remained families, and they added a third Triple Dare Challenge. It didn't really help the show. Double Dare 2000 never found an audience and was gone within 10 months. 

The show's last version to date was in 2018. It pretty much returned to its original format, with more variety in the contestants. Now you never knew who would be playing. It might be just kids, as in the episode I have here from Paramount Plus, or kids and adult guardians, or kids and celebrities, or just celebrities. TV and radio personality Lisa Dishy had a blast hosting, and Marc Summers took over Harvey and Doc Holliday's duties as announcer. While it was never the runaway success that the original was, it did manage a decent two years. 

Celebrate 40 years of the messiest, silliest, wildest stunts on cable and syndicated TV with these delightfully gak-filled episodes! 

Double Dare Premiere (1986)

Double Dare Syndicated (1988)

Family Double Dare (1990)

Double Dare 2000 (2000)

Double Dare (2018)

Dolls and the Perfect Fall

Began the morning with breakfast and Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood. Daniel and his friends are excited about "The Neighborhood Fall Festival," especially the decorations around Music Man Stan's store. When the wind knocks them down, they try to put them up the way Stan did, but find it difficult. Mrs. Tiger finally tells them to do their best. Likewise, Daniel does his best to jump leaves and kick a soccer ball through two pumpkins during a "Field Day at School." 

Spent the rest of the morning and early afternoon dressing the dolls for fall and the cooler weather we're having now. Samantha wears her blue windowpane check Play Dress with the white pinafore and black and white boots. Jessa and Molly are also ready to play after school, Jessa in the original 1995 Mix and Match Meet Outfit, Molly in her red hula costume sweater, khakis, and the collar from her meet outfit. Felicity's original "meet" outfit with the orange and red rose print is perfect for fall. Kit's also in her original meet outfit, the lavender floral skirt and twin-set sweater and cardigan. 

Ariel and Barbara Jean get Our Generation Retro outfits. Ariel goes for the 70's schoolgirl look in a white satin blouse with a pink necktie, salmon knit vest, and brown plaid skirt. Barbara Jean is pure mid-late 60's in a chevron-print mini dress with a white top and huge orange collar and cuffs. Josefina is in her blue, yellow, and red print BeForever "meet" skirt and camisa. Whitney's outfit is a hand-made purple floral dress with black lace I found at the Barrington Antique Center about three or four years ago.

Listened to solo albums from two very different Broadway divas as I worked. Take Me to the World presents Sutton Foster in a slightly quieter mode than usual for her, maybe because she'd given birth during the recording of this album. That accounts for her lovely version of "A Quiet Thing" from Flora the Red Menace paired with "Hush Little Baby." The title song is from the odd Stephen Sondheim TV musical Evening Primrose; it's paired with the title song of the Maltby-Shire revue "Starting Here, Starting Now." There's a lot of Cole Porter here, too, including "Give Him the Ooh-La-La" from DuBarry Was a Lady, "C'est Magnifique" from Can-Can, and a chorus "Every Time We Say Goodbye" from Seven Lively Arts. She even gets off Broadway with two similar Paul Simon songs, "Old Friends" and "Bookends."

Julie Andrews dove into the music of a different Broadway composer in the early 90's. The Music of Richard Rodgers is mostly split between his work with Lorenz Hart and his work with Oscar Hammerstein. We do get one solo song, "Nobody Told Me" from No Strings, and his one attempt to work with Stephen Sondheim, the title song of "Do I Hear a Waltz?" That's part of a medley with other waltzes like "The Carousel Waltz," "It's a Grand Night for Singing" from State Fair, "A Wonderful Guy" from South Pacific, and "Out of My Dreams" and "Oh What a Beautiful Mornin'" from Oklahoma. Hart is represented by "It Never Entered My Mind" from Higher and Higher and the title song of Spring Is Here, "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" from Pal Joey, "I Wish I Were In Love Again," "Where Or When," and "My Funny Valentine" from Babes In Arms, and "This Can't Be Love" from The Boys from Syracuse and "Thou Swell" from A Connecticut Yankee. 

Switched to the Oklahoma! 1998 London cast album while eating a quick lunch. This was one of the first attempts to go in for a grittier tone with this show. Hugh Jackman won raves as Curly, the cowboy courting a slightly tougher Laurey (Josefina Gabrielle). Their "People Will Say We're In Love" is especially charming. Maureen Lipman had too much fun as Aunt Eller, while Shuley Hensley really tears into "Lonely Room." (It's even more fun if you can dig up the recording of the full show, which I think is pretty easily found online.)

Didn't even finish the CD before I hurried out to the Thomas Sharp School. We started out in pretty much the same way, with the kids in the hall due to the music class running over. All 20 kids went straight into snack time when we made it into the cafeteria. Once again, they played with magnetic tiles and drew for a little while, but we got them outside by quarter of 4. 

And once again, it was too nice for anyone to be inside for long! The weather was even nicer, a little cooler but still breezy, with the gold and blue haze the best fall days seem to have. There was some squabbling over the swings. Kids want to swing with their friends, or they want to get on the swings before they leave, but the kids already on there won't move. At the very least, once again, most of the kids who wanted a ride got one, and most got two or three before we went back inside around 5 PM. I had just enough time to see them start to work on threading beaded necklaces and bracelets before I headed out.

Took out the trash, then had dinner while watching Match Game '77. The Friday episode may have been one of the most important of the entire series. The contestant answered "school" to where Dumb Dora takes her cultured pearls to. Judge and producer Ira Skutch passed Brett and Ed's "college," but Charles had to beg for "scuba diving school," and Debralee and Richard's "finishing school" and Patti's "night school" were flat-out buzzed. Gene tried to keep order, but Debralee and Richard protested loudly and the contestant got the audience riled. Charles and Brett tried to calm things down by having Charles appear as "the first victim of the school riot" on Gene's entrance stairs, but the damage was done. The lower tier kept its answers up in protest for the remainder of the episode.

Finished the night at Tubi with Hawk the Slayer. Hawk (John Terry) is a warrior who is called on by Ranulf (W. Morgan Sheppard) to rescue a local abbess (Annette Crosbie) from the evil Voltan (Jack Palance). That Voltan is Hawk's brother who killed his wife (Catronia MacColl) in a fit of jealousy is probably one of the least-cheesy things about this movie. Hawk calls on three friends, a fight-loving giant (Bernard Bresslaw), a serious-minded elf (Ray Charleston), and a comic dwarf (Peter O'Farrell), then does nothing with them. Palance and Crosbie are more interesting as the scenery-chewing villain and the hopeful nun who truly believes the heavens are with her. Though this was a hit in England and eventually did well on cable in the US when it finally made it over here (the production company went bankrupt as they were making the movie), it's extreme 80's cheese of most overripe sort. If you're a fan of 80's action or medieval fantasy, it's worth checking out once for some decent scenery-chewing. 

Country Roads

This time, we started out at quarter after 9 with a trip to Vermont. Lauren needed to get gas, so we stopped at the Shell station down the street from her house. She got her gas and a croissant at the Dunkin' Donuts in the convenience store there. I got a "Franki" Matcha Latte (topped with purple foam) and a maple frosted donut. 

Vermont is beautiful country! I love our drives up there. It was sunny when we left, but even with dark clouds moving in on the horizon, the gold and orange trees glowed in the rustling wind. The emerald green farmland was laden with huge round pumpkins and golden corn. Cows grazed in fields of pastel wildflowers. Those green mountains seemed to literally touch the sky, thanks to the thick fog at their tops. Villages that go back to the Revolutionary War crowded around narrow highways, clapboard churches, and quaint antique shops with wrap around porches.

Lauren pulled into the gravel parking lot of the Vermont Country Store at Weston around 11:30. This is a vintage red farm house that sells everything from retro toys and games to old-fashioned candy and kitchen items to pastel milled soaps, herbal tonics, Vermont cheeses, maple syrups, and sausages, and lacy nightgowns. They have nifty vintage holiday decorations and all kinds of Peanuts items too, books, stuffed Snoopys and Woodstocks, sheets, games.

Trouble is, they may be practical and hard-to-find, but most of their wares are also expensive above the norm, especially their clothes. Soon as I could find it, I hurried upstairs to their sale area in the attic. Made some of my best finds here. I've only just begun to see those scratch-and-sniff stickers that were common as prizes in schools during the 80's again. There was a basket with four remaining. We're supposed to make a special Halloween theme with prizes for our tables on the day before Halloween. I hope the kids love them as much as we did! I also found a gorgeous maroon nightgown with a lace collar. Downstairs, I dug up jute coasters with a leaf and a pumpkin motif that weren't that expensive. Thought I'd try Fruit Jelly Stackers, which seem similar to fruit slices in a layered square rather than a half-moon shape.

I had just gone outside to wait for Lauren to finish her own shopping when I saw Mom had left a message on my cell phone. Turns out yes, they got the birthday card for Aurora in time for her birthday yesterday, and yes, Aurora loved the Disney gift card. She's a big Elsa fan! Mom and Keefe's wife Julia handled her birthday party. Keefe had to work on a new ship. 

After Lauren came out with two bags of clothes for her and her parents and socks for her dad, we put everything in her car, then headed to Mildred's Table. The sit-down restaurant at the Vermont Country Store has been through several names and owners of late - last year, it was Mildred's Grill - but it's back in the Orton family at the moment. This is more industrial-rustic, with plain wooden beams on the ceiling and local artwork depicting Vermont scenes on the walls. Lauren had a massive grilled cheese and bacon sandwich on thick sourdough bread and a huge bowl of butternut squash bisque. I went for a simpler chicken salad wrap with lots of nuts and dried cranberries.

Mildred's Dairy Bar and Grill is attached to the back of Mildred's Table. It's basically the take-out version of Mildred's Table, with local ice cream and treats along with basic sandwiches and hot dogs. Lauren had a cup of black raspberry ice cream. I had a vanilla maple "Creamee" swirl in a cup with chocolate sprinkles. Yum! They know ice cream in Vermont. It was sweet and just maple enough. 

It showered hard while we were in Mildred's, but the rain took a temporary leave of absence as we went across the street to the Christmas Shop. This old wooden house isn't as big as Winterwood in Rio Grande, but it's just as jammed full of every possible Christmas ornament that ever existed. I even saw soda can and peanut butter jar ornaments! Lauren got gifts for her parents and Rico. I didn't see anything I could carry home. Not to mention, my tree is jammed full as it is! 

The Weston Village Store is next-door. It used to be Weston's town hall, but now it sells local souvenirs, Vermont-made cheeses and fudge, and novelty toys. Lauren bought Skittles-themed socks for Rico and Vermont sweatshirts for her and her parents. I just bought a small bottle of maple syrup, which is cheaper there than at the Vermont Country Store.

It was still just cloudy and windy as Lauren drove us down into Manchester. Pasttime Pinball at the Outlet Mall there is under new ownership, but it hasn't changed the experience. It's still rows of pinball history, from Humpty Dumpty, the first machine with flippers from 1947, to a lavish Elton John machine with a flashing LCD screen from three years ago. There's quite a few rarities there. I saw machines themed around Elvira, Happy Days (the original Eight Ball), Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Terminator 2, the first Addams Family film, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, the first Toby Maguire Spider Man movie, The Wizard of Oz, and the 1994 action flop The Shadow. In addition to the recent Elton John machine, there was one from 1976 based on his Tommy character. They had Pin-Bot, Bride of Pin-Bot, Centaur, Diner, Ice Revue, Fish Tales, Paratrooper, and Space Shuttle. 

Pinball can be a lot of fun, and I loved learning about the history behind the consoles, but after an hour, my hand got tired from pulling all those levers to get the ball going. I left Lauren playing every game there and went across the street to the Northshire Bookstore, dodging more heavy showers as I did. The Northshire Bookstore is in a charming old inn, but it's also a bit of a maze. I kept running into alcoves and more alcoves filled with new books, records, and stationary...but I was looking for the old books. I finally asked for directions to the used book room. It's right next to their cafe (which was closed by the time I got there). Thankfully, the used book room is much brighter and more open than the rest of the store. I finally came up with:

Shades of Earl Grey by Laura Childs (I don't often see the older Tea Shop Mysteries out in the wild.)

Grimm Curiosities by Sharon Lynn Fisher (Christmas-set British Victorian fantasy)

They had two American Girl Williams-Sonoma cookbooks, Baking and Breakfast & Brunch. I have a ton of baking cookbooks, so I went with Breakfast & Brunch. 

Thankfully, the rain had stopped again by the time we were ready for dinner. Lauren drove us over to the small shopping center where the cozy little Japanese restaurant Sushi Boat is located. When we arrived, though...they were closed. They weren't supposed to be closed. They're normally open for dinner on Fridays.

We ended up across the street at the more elegant Thai Basil by default. They were a little pricey, but their food was good and their servings were massive. Lauren's bowl of beef pho was big enough to pass as a swimming pool. My chicken stir fry was served in a hollowed-out pineapple! Oh yum. Thai food tends to be spicy, but pineapple or no pineapple, my stir-fry was just the right melding of flavors. I had sticky white rice, too. I ate all but about half my rice. Lauren ate three quarters of that lake-sized bowl of pho.

Went straight in the shower when I got home, then watched Million Dollar Kid on Tubi. I went back a little further to the East Side Kids, when Leo Gorcey's name was Muggs, and he led a group of slightly younger hooligans that included Glimpy (Huntz Hall) and his decidedly not-kid cousin Herbie (Al Stone). They find a wallet that belongs to millionaire John Cortland (Herbert Heyes), who takes a shine to them and lets them use his son's gym. They end up helping out his family, including heading off a phony Frenchman (Stanley Brown) who is after his daughter Louise's (Louise Currie) money and getting his younger son Roy (Johnny Duncan) back on the straight and narrow.

Finished the night at YouTube with a rare animated fairy tale from Canada. The Admiral and the Princess apparently debuted there in 1990. A grandmother reads her grandson the story of a brave admiral who loved a spirited princess. They couldn't wed because she had to remain on land and prepare for her duty as queen. The king's evil advisor try to hypnotize the admiral to kill the king, but he couldn't do it. The King didn't want to kill him, so advisor punished him by turning him into a blue heron. When the king travels to a neighboring kingdom with his armada, the advisor intends to create a storm and destroy them. The princess' nurse is a sorceress and is able to turn her into an egret, so she and the Admiral can lead her father from danger. The Admiral does eventually defeat the advisor, but at the cost of his humanity. It's faithful nurse Renee who finds a way for the two star-crossed lovers to be together.

This was surprisingly sweet and even sad. The bittersweet ending and the advisor's gristly and fairly graphic demise after his blood crystal is destroyed are fairly rare in 90's animated fairy tales. Apparently, this disappeared for years before someone posted it on YouTube six years ago. The animation isn't the greatest, but it's still recommended if you love original fairy tales like I do. 

The Admiral and the Princess

Runnin' Down a Dream

We started out on a gray, cloudy morning, this time heading past Lee to the Mass Pike. There was a little traffic near Springfield due to road repairs, but it was fine once we got off the highway. We finally pulled into the Holyoke Commons Shopping Center around quarter after 10.

I love the Barnes and Noble here! It's two stories and probably the largest I've ever seen. I did have a hard time finding the smaller paperback mysteries. Once I did, I couldn't decide on a book. I finally just bought One Poison Pie by Lynn Calhoon. Went downstairs next to their massive DVD and music section. Only half of it actually sold media, but I found two greatest hits CDs on reasonable sales:

Rick Astley - The Best of Me 

Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers  - The Best of Everything ($10 off a 2-disc set)

Lauren didn't find anything and was already outside when I was done. We went two doors down to Red Robin for lunch. They were surprisingly busy for a late Thursday morning when they'd just opened. The waitress chatted with an older man in a corner while Lauren ate a chicken Caesar wrap and I had a California chicken sandwich with avocado, bacon, lettuce, and tomato. I had fries and a coconut soda (Coke with coconut flavoring and topped with cream and foam). She had broccoli and a berry lemonade.

After a brief stop at TJ Maxx across the parking lot, we drove further down to the Holyoke Mall. Lauren parked near a light fixture that, for some reason, was surrounded by large spotted brown and red flying bugs. I later discovered they're spotted lantern flies. Holyoke is apparently having problems with the invasive pest right now. Fortunately, they seemed more interested in the blacktop than Lauren's car. At least the weather improved here. It was almost sunny and much warmer, in the lower 70's.

Our first stop was Round 1 on the other side of the mall. On one hand, they were a bit of a mess. They must have been remodeling or adding new machines. I saw lots of dark machines and closed-off areas. To my dismay, their prize area was closed, too. I'll have to save my points for the next time I'm at the Deptford Mall. On the other hand, there were still a lot of other machines working. I was able to run from skee ball to Bust a Move to giant Pac Man and Spaced Invaders for an hour. Crusin' Blast was among the games that were offline, but I had no trouble with Mario Kart Deluxe. Played Pac Man on the Splash Circuit; came in 2nd behind Luigi. Did better on the Hot Wheels race game this time, coming in first with my red car.

Lauren and I did better in the mall proper. Round 1 is the only amusement at Holyoke besides a kids' playground area, but that gave us more time to shop. Our first stop was Lane Bryant. I didn't get to check out the one at Crossgates yesterday! I didn't find more Care Bears shirts, but I did get a bra for $25 and a pretty mottled blue shirt for $13, the latter on clearance.

While I was exploring Lane Bryant, Lauren was across the way at a store that sold "exotic" snacks, mainly from Japan. I loved their nifty collection of Japanese sodas! I went with what looked like a clear peach Fanta. Research later revealed it was White Peach. Oh, yum! No wonder it's apparently popular in Japan. It's just sweet and tart enough and only 20 calories. Lauren had Pepsi Raspberry Ripple. She found unique Oreo flavors, and we both got Hershey's Exotic Dark Chocolates with raspberry goji middles.

We were in and out of stores for the next few hours. Lauren found a cute stuffed purple Snoopy at Toys R' Us. Neither of us found anything at Macy's, BoxLunch, Old Navy, MiniSo, or the toy-oriented Sports Zone downstairs. Lauren didn't pick up anything at Sportsline Video Games or FYE, either. I did better at FYE. Their selection isn't as good as it has been the past few years, but they still have more used stock than most stores do nowadays. I ended up with:

Seasons 1 - 3 of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Wish DreamWorks would get around to releasing the last 2 seasons on disc now that the show isn't on Netflix anymore.) 

Rod McKuen - Rod McKuen's Greatest Hits Vol. 2

Sutton Foster - Take Me to the World

1998 London cast of Oklahoma! with Hugh Jackman

There are at least four Sports Zone stores scattered throughout the Holyoke Mall. They do sell sports jerseys, but they mostly sell...everything else. Collectibles, toys, books, DVDs, games, action figures, stuffed animals. You name the junk, and they probably have it. I was looking for a Flyers Jersey, but I found two used DVDs upstairs for a decent price, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom and the relatively recent Looney Tunes: Rabbit Run. 

Made one last stop at JC Penney before we left. Once again, Lauren didn't get anything. I found a red short-sleeved t-shirt on clearance for $5.99. My old JC Penney red t-shirt is stretched from many wearings, especially around the collar. 

Normally, we have dinner at Holyoke's food court when we're there...but they had a major fire earlier in the summer and are still rebuilding. We considered 110 Grill before Lauren found something even cheaper just a few minutes away. JP's Restaurant is elegant but simple, with a lively bar and terrific prices for what you get. They also have terrific food. Lauren's Cajun burger was massive. It was covered in cheese and sauce and must have weighed a pound or more. She said it was the best burger she'd ever tasted. My steak and cheese wrap was really good, too, dripping with sauteed onions, mushrooms, and peppers. She had a blueberry-lemon cheesecake for dessert. I had an amazingly decadent Snickers Pie. 

We had more trouble getting home. The traffic caused by the road work had backed up significantly. At least there was a lovely pink sunset to admire while we waited. Thankfully, the traffic finally moved after about 20 minutes, and we got home within a half-hour after that.

Finished the night watching the Bowery Boys movie Smuggler's Cove on Tubi. Terrance "Slip" Mahoney (Leo Gorcey) and his best friend Sach (Huntz Hall) think they're in the money when Slip's given papers that indicate he's inherited a mansion. Turns out it's not only rundown, it's the home of European jewel thieves who are smuggling diamonds and scientists out of the country. Not only that, but it's not really Slip's inheritance. Another, far more prominent businessman named Terrance Mahoney (Paul Harvey) and his daughter Teresa (Amelita Ward) really inherited the house, and they've come for a vacation. Slip's reporter friend Gabe Moreno (Gabe Dell) smells a story and follows him there as well. Now the boys have to figure out what the smugglers are up to and help Mr. Mahoney get them out of his house, before everyone ends up in real trouble.

Good Vibrations

We started out at another shopping center near Pittsfield. Rico wasn't going to be ready to leave for the Eastern States Exposition until noon, so we did some shopping first. Lauren picked up shirts at Burlington and TJ Maxx, lounging shorts at Five Below, and comics at the small Barnes and Noble. I just got a huge Snickers Pecan bar from Five Below and Murder In an Irish Pub by Carlene O'Connor from Barnes and Noble. 

Since we weren't going to have lunch until later, we got breakfast sandwiches at Barnes and Noble's cafe. She had a sausage patty, egg, and cheese on a croissant. I had tomato caprese (tomato, pesto, and so much mozzarella, there was enough to fill three pizzas) on crusty bread. 

We drove up to Lee next to pick up Rico, who was visiting his family's home there, and wave to his darling little niece. Rico's a sweet guy, but he's had a lot of trouble lately. He had to have some really rough surgery on his hand and has been off work for months. Apparently, his knees are bothering him as well. He needs this probably even more than we do. He got to choose the music (70's rock and classic country) as Lauren took us down the Mass Pike to West Springfield. She parked in a lot behind a shopping center that's only a five-minute walk from the Big E and is a lot cheaper.

The Big E is the enormous, sprawling state fair for the entire New England region. We did have to wait for Lauren when she was turned away by fair officials at first. Turns out she was carrying too much stuff in her backpack! After she came back, we went in...and were assaulted with huge tents selling spas and booths touting every single thing that can possibly be fried (and some that can be but probably shouldn't, like Kool-Aid). Lauren and Rico were happier buying wine slushes (which Rico claimed contained very little wine) from the rustic, dark-wood paneled Eastern States Farmers Market and Wine Cafe.

Our first stop was the cavernous Better Living Building. They touted everything from pianos people could really play to collectible (and overpriced) hand-made pins and magnets. The only thing we ended up getting there were free samples of really tasty maple ice cream.

We eventually had lunch at the Yankee Boy seafood and unique meat booth just outside of the Better Living Building. Lauren and Rico were more adventurous and had macaroni and cheese with alligator meat (Lauren said it tasted like sausage). Rico also had fried scallops and French fries. I'm not quite that brave. I just had a slightly flat cheeseburger with surprisingly tasty fries. I saw a Slush Factory booth across the street and got my own non-alcoholic orange cream slush. (And appreciated something else that Lauren pointed out. The cool, cloudy day and still-strong wind kept the bugs and bees that plagued the fair last year at bay and made walking around the fairgrounds a lot more tolerable.)

Next up, we strolled down the path to the Midway. Rico can't really ride anything with his hand, and Lauren gets motion sickness easily. Not to mention, I have to agree with Rico that the rides are really overpriced as well. We settled for getting stuffed animals out of cranes. Rico had no luck. Lauren got a pale blue Yoshi. I got a cute little Bulbasaur.

After that, we ducked back around to the Young Building. This is basically a smaller version of the Better Living Building and sells most of the same mix of local crafts and businesses touting huge wares. Lauren and I made a beeline for the Alpaca booth. This year, we both got small teddy bears. Lauren's had fluffy fuchsia fur. Mine had brown fur and an unusually long nose. 

At this point, Rico declared he needed a rest. He relaxed on a bench outside of the Massachusetts building while Lauren and I explored the States Buildings. These are recreations of each state's government building that touts that state's wares. Mohegan Sun and the upcoming National Coast Guard Museum were prominent in Connecticut. There were lines around the building for baked potatoes from Maine. Massachusetts boasted Boston sports memorabilia and its many farms. Vermont had maple syrup and honey booths and Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. New Hampshire had candy and beautiful stone jewelry.

The crowds were thin enough that I was finally able to try something I've wanted to for years. My older friend Linda Young grew up in Rhode Island in the 50's and 60's. Her essays on being raised in the Ocean State extensively mention Del's Lemonade. I got a small cup of Del's Frozen Lemonade. Oh yum! Just sweet enough, with big lemon pieces. No wonder Linda has such fond memories of it. 

Since Rico was still relaxing after we finished with the State Buildings, we rode the train on our own as well. The train is a cute little motorized train with a big yellow smiling face. It's supposed to be for families, but it's pretty much the only ride Lauren will get on. It's a lot of fun! People and store-owners at the shopping booths wave to you when you pass by them. It's like a parade. 

Once we got off the train, we'd decided we had enough. It was past 6 PM, and the crowds were getting much thicker. Lauren says they sell half-price tickets after 6 PM, probably to draw more families in. Lauren and Rico stopped at the Farmers Market to refill their wine slushes, then we headed back to Lauren's car.

Lauren and I always have dinner after the Big E at the Chipolte less than a block away. We all got bowls. I had brown rice, spicy chicken, black beans, corn salsa, cheese, and lettuce. Lauren had white rice, black beans, shredded pork, cheese, and tomato salsa. I'm not sure what Rico had, but I did see his was topped with tons of guacamole. The bowls were so huge, even Rico couldn't finish his. We'll eat ours later in the week.

Rico was dropped off first at his parents' home after we got back in the Berkshires. He gave us huge hugs and promised to make a big chicken dinner for us tomorrow. We'll go there after we hit up the Crossgates Mall in Albany.

When we got into Lauren's house, we showed our finds to her parents, then went downstairs. I finished the night watching Zorro the Fox. This Italian production from 1968 definitely shows the influence of the time. It's much darker than most American versions of Zorro, with far more violence. While it does end on a happy note, there are several deaths and a lot of gunplay along with sword fighting. Very blonde George Ardisson makes a dull Don Diego, but Giocomo Rossi Stuart is a commanding Don Pedro, and Femi Benussi is fine and fiery as the daughter of the local alcada who ends up dead when Don Pedro takes over the town. 

Loose In Oaklyn

Began the morning with breakfast and Paw Patrol. "Pups Save a Tour Bus" when the junker Mayor Humdinger bought to trick tourists into visiting Soggy Bottom goes out of control, thanks to his malfunctioning robot cat driver. Marshall ends up having to save Humdinger, the farmers, and Rocky too when he can't fix the steering wheel on the bus. Alex accidentally wreaks havoc during a sleepover at the Adventure Bay Museum, knocking over silver bowls and suits of armor. He goes out to find what he thinks his his turtle friend, but gets lost. "Pups Save Midnight at the Museum" when they have to find Alex and help Mayor Goodway and the two kids who got stuck after Alex knocked over a heavy urn.

Headed out after that. I had a lot of errands to run today before I leave for Pittsfield tomorrow! Got mini bottles of shampoo and conditioner at Target. They had Crest Gum Protection toothpaste on a really good sale, too. Grabbed oat milk and buy one, get one half-off granola bars at Sprouts. Sprouts has these awesome lunch bags that come with chips, a bottle of applesauce, a sandwich, and a small bottle of water, and a chocolate chip cookie. I got the one with the turkey on whole wheat bread. Got yogurt, tuna, and soda for when I come back, and small bags of nuts and puffcorn for the trip tomorrow. My niece Aurora and friend Amanda have birthdays October 1st. I bought cards and gift cards for them. 

Cut through Collingswood and Newton Lake Park riding home to avoid the ongoing construction work at Cuthbert. The park is still lush and green, probably the result of all the rain we've had lately. I could feel the cool spray being blown over from the glittering fountains in the lake, hear the wind rustling though the trees. I pushed my bike over the hill, which is still fairly moist from the damp weather. 

When I got home, I ran Loose In London while I put the groceries away, packed most of what will go in my backpack, and prepared the cards and my mail-in vote ballot. Slip Mahoney (Leo Gorcey) scolds his friend Sach (Huntz Hall) and soda shop proprietor Louie Dumbrowski (Bernard Gorcey) for making bad deals. When a man shows up claiming he's a solicitor, he thinks it's one more bad deal. Far from it. He's a British lawyer who says Sach is distantly related to the wealthy Earl of Walsingham (Walter Kingsford). Sach trades in his first-class steamship ticket for three more to bring along Slip and their younger buddies Chuck (David Gorcey) and Butch (Bennie Bartlett). Louie joins them on the ship and accidentally ends up stowing away. 

The Boys are not well-received when they make it across the Atlantic. The Earl's relatives are a conniving lot who want his money and holdings and care nothing for him. Sach encourages the Earl to trade his medicine for cookies and start to enjoy life. That upsets the relatives even more. They try several none-too-discreet attempts to kill Sach or seduce the money out of him, but he avoids them. Slip, however, is getting the idea that something ain't right here, especially when the Earl announces he's going to change his will to make Sach the sole heir, then vanishes.

This is one of my favorite later Bowery Boys movies, and by far my favorite of the five movies they did set in more exotic locations like the jungle or Paris. Kingsford is having just as much fun as the boys, so much that Slip isn't the only one wondering at the end if he and Sach aren't related after all. They also get the most out of the fish out of water gags, including how Sach knows so much information about London landmarks and the fox head on the wall that keeps biting him. Probably not the best place to start if you're new to the Bowery, but it's fun for fans.

Even after all that, I still left early enough to drop the ballot and the cards at the Oaklyn Post Office before heading down to the Thomas Sharp School. Not that I needed to be early there, either. We had 17 kids today, five of whom left well before we went outside. Not that we were inside for very long. Though it remained gale-force windy, it was also in and out sunny and much warmer, in the lower 70's. We took the kids out at 3:30 and didn't bring them back in until past 5...and even then, the remaining three kids opted to go right back out and play kickball and jump rope on the blacktop with the seven remaining older kids. There was some squabbling over the swings again, but most of the kids who wanted a turn got at least one. There were four older kids and just one younger kid left when my shift ended. 

Instead of continuing down the White Horse Pike, I turned at CVS and rode into Oaklyn for the last Final Friday block party of the season. They were already booming when I pulled up to West Clinton. Though the food trucks looked tasty, I opted for cheaper slices of cheese and mushroom pizza at Phillies Phatties instead. Maybe I should have eaten outside. There was a gaggle of elementary school-age boys sitting at the next table over me who were so noisy and excited, even the guys making the pizza told them to shush. I could barely hear the weather news on Telemundo over them. 

There were even more food booths on the parking lot across from Tonewood Brewery. Ran into one of the boys who sits at my table and his mom just after I bought a coconut pop from the Bubba's Creamery cart. They bought hot dogs from the barbecue truck and were waiting for their meals. That little guy sure could bust a move! He really enjoyed dancing to the local band playing covers of 80's hits. I waved good-bye to them as they went to get their dinner and I finished my own treat.

Took the laundry downstairs to get that out of the way when I got home, then put on Match Game '77. They once again skipped way ahead, this time to the week with Nipsey Russell and soap star Rosemary Forsyth. The last episode of the night introduced playwright Abe Burrows and a lot of jokes about Brett and Charles wanting to be writers, too. 

Finished the night at Pluto TV with Laverne & Shirley after I brought my laundry upstairs and finished all the packing I can do for now. They're excited to be ambassadors to the new Shotz Brewery in Canada and taking their first cross-country train trip. Their delight turns to fear quickly when a dead mall collapses in their apartment, claiming "Beware of the bald man." 

It turns into "Murder On the Moosejaw Express" when everyone on the train seems to be bald. They even enlist Squiggy and Lenny, who are dressed as their idea of detectives. Laverne ends up panicking when first the dead man vanishes, then Shirley, then the guys. Shirley does turn up, afraid but largely unharmed, but the guys and the dead man don't. It's up to the girls to find out who the "bald man" really is and make sure the microfilm he stole makes it into the right hands. 

Winds of Fall

Began the day with breakfast and Little Bear. "Mitzi's Little Monster" is her monster doll, which she uses with Emily's Lucy and Little Bear's teddy bear to put on a puppet show about a tea party that's disrupted by a very noisy monster guest. Little Bear and his friends have a lot of fun playing "Simon Says," but Duck's way of playing proves to be a lot tastier. Little Bear, Emily, and Tutu the dog are delighted to pick apples for "Applesauce." When a big apple falls on a toad, Little Bear invites the toad to share their treats at Granny's house.

Called Uber after that. At least I had no trouble getting to work. The one going to the Acme came in 8 minutes. The one going to Thomas Sharp arrived in 5! I got to both jobs on time. I didn't have problems getting a ride until it was time to go home. The first driver canceled, despite being very close to his destination. I had to wait 13 minutes for another one.

I could have been indefinitely late at the Acme. They were quiet for most of the morning. It was cloudy, cool, and windy, but it started warming up a bit later. We're between holidays, and the beginning of the month is next week. I was in and out with no trouble whatsoever.

Had a quick lunch at Chick Fil'A. They were busy, but I did find a table to sit down and enjoy my grilled chicken sandwich, waffle fries, and Coke Zero. They've already decorated for Halloween, or at least for fall. There were leaf garlands over the counter, "Hello Fall!" over the storage area near the window, and felt pumpkins on the windows around the kids' play area. Went back to Acme briefly to use the bathroom and buy carrot cake sandwich cookies on the bakery clearance racks before I called Uber.

Thomas Sharp was a lot busier today! We had 22 younger kids all together and 25 older ones. Thank heavens we got them all outside early this time. It was too nice to be inside for very long. By 3:30, it remained gale-force windy, but the clouds had vanished and it was much warmer, probably in the upper 60's. They argued a little over the swings, especially after I made them wait a few extra minutes because there were so many kids around, but those who wanted a turn did get one. 

I was pushing one of the little girls on the swing when two more girls came careening around the swing set. One of the girls wasn't watching where she was going and ran smack into the thick, heavy old flag pole near the swing set in a corner. Poor baby! I yelled her name and ran over to her. She smacked her ear pretty good, though it did just seem to be bruised. We got an ice pack on it and went inside after a few minutes.

She settled down with the other remaining kids stringing colorful beads onto plastic string for bracelets and necklaces. I did tell her dad what happened when he arrived. There were six kids left when we went in at quarter of 5. By 5 PM, there were three. One of the teachers kept joking about the kids being invisible and the adults running out to get ice cream. One of the girls thought it was funny, and the one remaining boy was so involved with stringing beads, I'm not sure he heard them, but the other girl got upset. I put an arm around her, and we all assured her that she was anything but invisible! The last kid left at the same time I did.

Went straight into Price Is Right and Match Game '76 when I got home. Most of the night finished out Christmas week with Orson Bean and Mary Wickes. Charles complained about not dressing as Santa that year. Um, he dressed as Santa once at that point, in 1973. They skipped ahead slightly for the last episode to New Year's Eve 1976. Charles caught the paper mache egg from the very ugly Goody-Toddy Bird and head boss Mark Goodson came on to make a speech before the balloons dropped, announcing the start of Match Game '77!

Finished the night at Tubi with more vintage swashbuckler fun. The Bold Caballero from 1936 was the first Zorro movie to be made with sound and in color. It starts with Zorro (Robert Livingston) in prison, having been accused of murdering the Spanish governor. He does manage to escape and return to his day role as foppish nobleman Don Diego Vega, just as the new governor arrives. The previous governor's daughter, Lady Isabella Palma (Heather Angel), takes over her father's role running the colony. She's determined to follow in her father's footsteps and arrest Zorro for his murder. Don Diego seemingly encourages Commendante Sebastian Golle (Sig Ruman) to court Isabelle, but he really has his own reasons for pushing Golle at her. His real interest is in lowering the taxes on the Native American population and freeing their sons. Isabella starts to fall for him, especially as she begins to realize how unjust those taxes are. She's furious when she finds out who he is...but it turns out that the Commendante has his own secrets he'd rather not discuss.

This ended up being a lot of fun. Top marks go to Angel as one of the toughest women I've ever seen in a western or a swashbuckler. Isabella brooks no nonsense from anyone, not the Commendante, not the seemingly silly Diego, and certainly not this upstart Zorro. This may be the only Zorro story I've ever seen play the fat, foolish Spanish officer as the actual bad guy. Usually, as in the Disney TV version, they're the sidekick to sleeker, more conniving officer. The color is attractive, too, all soft blues and deep greens and flaming reds. I do wish Livingston had more chances to actually play Zorro. When we do see him, he's usually chasing Isabella as Diego.

All in all, this is still highly recommended for fans of Zorro films, swashbucklers, or those who want to see what Zorro looked like in color well before the Italians got to him in the 60's or the 90's Antonio Bandares films.