Hurried out to the Acme after the cartoon ended. I took the bike and just barely made it on time. Thank heavens that was the worst thing that happened all day. It was surprisingly busy for Monday morning. I had a hard time keeping up with the carts. Sweeping was a bit of a pain, too. They're still working on the roof, and the debris is dropping on the produce and deli areas. (And they're still protesting the work on the roof, too. There were guys with an inflatable rat standing by the Black Horse Pike. Hey guys, next time, how about you put in a bid for the job instead of throwing a fit? The non-union people were the only ones who wanted the job.)
Decided to keep things simple with lunch at Applebee's. It was quarter after 1 when I got there, and they were quiet as could be. Right now, Applebee's has a lunch special where you can buy a burger, chicken sandwich, or chicken Caesar salad for $10.99 - it includes fries or a bread stick and a soda. I added on tomato basil soup, and I'm glad I did. It was delicious! It came with shaved Parmesan cheese and croutons and tasted like liquid pizza. The basic cheeseburger was nice and juicy, too.
Stopped at Common Grounds Coffee Shop on my way through Oaklyn for another Rosemary Apple Chai-der. They were a lot busier than Applebee's had been, mainly with college students and office workers typing away on their laptops. I only sat their briefly anyhow, just long enough to finish my drink and head off again.
The kids at Thomas Sharp were in the library when I arrived, due to the music class. Thank heavens they weren't there for long. By the time we were taking them to the bathroom, the class was starting to clear out. I read books to two of the girls, and I colored with them a bit after lunch. I saw these lovely white and greenish butterflies while riding my bike to school, so I drew those. The girls in particular were impressed and drew butterflies of their own.
We had 17 kids to start with, and I think only one had gone home by the time we made it outside. They did have to wait to go on the swings. There was a little squabbling when they got on, but not for long. Like I told one of the mothers, it was too beautiful for fighting! The weather couldn't have been nicer. It was in the lower 60's, a perfect blue and gold autumn day. Not a cloud or a raindrop in sight, nor even a breeze. Most of the kids wanted me to push them, and all but two got on before we finally went back inside. I spent my last 15 minutes coloring with the remaining 5 kids before I finished my shift.
Caught the last few minutes of The Price Is Right when I finally finished my chores and got the laundry downstairs. The generic Showcase featured bedroom furniture, a pretty brass baby bassinet, and a trip to the Greek isles. The "story" Showcase couldn't have been more 80's if it tried. Johnny Olsen wanted to be a rock star, specifically Michael Jackson, from the triangular red-and-black jacket. He got a series of concert-related items, ending with a camper. Although it was close, the lady who bid on the camper may want to take up the concert lifestyle herself...
Let it continue into Match Game '77 as I ate dinner and put the laundry in the dryer. Buzzr skipped ahead again, this time to the week with Dick Martin, Patti Deutsch, and Elaine Joyce with darker blonde hair than usual. One of the contestant was an inspiring singer, leading to him, Gene, and half the panel performing "I Got Plenty O' Nuthin'" from Porgy & Bess.
Brought up the laundry and finished the night with a tribute to Hollywood Squares, which turned 60 on Saturday. Hollywood Squares began as The Celebrity Game in 1964. That didn't last long, but producers Heatter and Quigley kept retooling it. The 9 celebrities were now in a giant tic tac toe board, the contestants were reduced from 3 to 2, and the questions were worded so the celebrities could bluff instead of contestants trying to read their minds.
Bert Parks was the host in the pilot, but he didn't get the humor and had a hard time reigning in the panelists. Broadway actor Peter Marshall would be the host for the entire original NBC run, from 1966 through 1980. There were two nighttime versions, a summer replacement prime time series in 1968 and a much longer-running syndicated nighttime show that went from 1971 to 1981.
Unfortunately, unlike CBS, which did save most of rival wacky celebrity panelists show Match Game for posterity, most of the NBC daytime Hollywood Squares and a good chunk of the nighttime episodes are gone. This prime time episode from 1968 and a regular daytime show from 1977 are among the survivors. Look for Roddy McDowell, Kaye Ballard, Abby Dalton, Eva Gabor, Roddy McDowell, Wally Cox, and Adam West with a mustache in the '68 show. Paul Lynde, Joan Rivers, Billy Crystal, Charley Weaver, Jim Nabors, Ed Asner, and Tom Kennedy appear in the daytime '77 show.
Hollywood Squares moved back to syndication in 1986. Amiable singer John Davidson was the host this time, with Shaddoe Stevens as the announcer. This version ran until 1989, with a slightly more lavish set and stars. The episode from 1987 here features Teresa Ganzel, Norm Crosby, Stuart Pankin, Dixie Carter, Tony O'Dell, Weird Al, and an expanded side square so celebrity chef Justin Wilson could do his cooking thing. Alf, of all creatures, was in the center square.
Whoopi Goldberg brought Squares back in 1999. Basically the same deal, with a glossier neon set and at least three different bonus rounds. Tom Bergenon was the very funny host. I have fond memories of watching this during my college years. I'd switch back and forth between this and Jeopardy and would then stay on Wheel of Fortune. We see the first "choose the celebrities and see what prize they have" bonus round in this episode that includes Goldberg, regulars Bruce Vilanch, Caroline Rhea, and Gilbert Gotfried, Brad Garrett, Alfred Molina, and Betty White.
Hollywood Squares would mostly be consigned to "niche" music-themed versions like Hip-Hop Squares and Nashville Squares for another two decades after the Berganon version ended in 2004. This time, it was Drew Barrymore who was instrumental in bringing the show back to the networks in 2025. The current run is on CBS, with Barrymore in the center square and former football star Nate Burleson as the host. The episode I have from Paramount Plus is "The Legacy Show" from January. Bergenon is joined by Arsenio Hall, Tiffany Haddish, Leslie Jones, and Howie Mandell. Berganon attempts to read a question before being shooed away by Burleson, and he does a really good imitation of Gilbert Gotfried at one point.
Celebrate 60 years of secret squares, wacky celebrity bluffs, and "You Fool!" with these hilarious episodes!
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